fuck you smiling about

dudes will be like "i'll sleep by the door in case anyone breaks in" and then will sleep through a bulldozer knocking a wall down on top of them

i think the funniest reaction to the edp doc ive seen is everyone getting to the part where he calls alex rosen fat and every single person watching goes "bro you're fatter than him"

drinking dark roast coffee and eating pepperoni and polish dill pickles 1$ for breath in your face 10,000,000,000$ for kissies (exclusions apply)

me in a situation that is nothing like sonic adventure 2: this happened in sonic adventure 2

there is absolutely a degree to which you can blame your upbringing for how you turn out but regardless of how extreme that degree is, it's up to you to fix it. no one is coming to save you, you are not owed anything for your suffering, and you will never get an apology. accept that you have been impaired and do what you can to remedy it yourself.

costco ceo voice: if you imagine my ocs as conventionally attractive, i will kill you

the male reaction to the women's underwear tiny gusset discourse being to just say if women were tighter, they'd be able to fit their whole pussy in a 1 inch section of fabric like??? i don't think you've ever seen a vagina let alone know how one works