Something Wicked This Way Stumbles

If you ever wondered where I am when not posting it's pretty much this. I'm busy about to unlock Ultra Instinct just to get out of bed. Yes I know it's on fire, just gonna scream for few more minutes come back in 15. *Pulls cover over head, still powering up*

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

psychiatrist ordered me to take a rorschach test but just showed me pictures of my parents fighting

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work