Why don't you just pull some strings with the president, then? I can't. He doesn't like to pull any strings for me. Maybe he likes to keep you for himself.
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Why don't you just pull some strings with the president, then? I can't. He doesn't like to pull any strings for me. Maybe he likes to keep you for himself.

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PEACH AND ME | EP4
Murder on the Mr. Kill Express?
Okay, this post has a spoiler for Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express. So if that would bother you, please quit reading now.
Everyone who isn't bothered by that, are you still on board? It's time for a clown for the Mr. Kill series.
Various posters, including myself, have engaged in speculation as to who might be involved with the various killings that are happening and continue to happen in Mr. Kill.
So far, the suspects include:
Thun, the news anchor (by hypnosis)
Nop, the cop (because he called Phat to the crime scene to get K there)
Kitti, the supervisor cop (because he's insistent on being in charge of the case)
K (as having Disassociative Identity Disorder)
Kim (did he do the killings that took place before he was captured?)
We could also add Phat's uncle, because he took Phat off the case.
But...
What it we had a Murder on the Orient Express situation here? In Murder on the Orient Express, it turns out virtually every passenger on that train had beef with the murder victim and, in a delightful turn of events, it turned out that they all took part in killing the victim.
What if that's what we have here? That all of these people have beef with the various murder victims related to the case of 20 years ago and all of them are taking part in the plot to use K's (Mr. Kill's) manga to plan the murders?
That would be delicious. Any cop actually trying to stop the killings would be playing whack a mole, because the moment they inactivated one killer, another would take their place.
There's still the question of why it took 20 years as well as several years after the manga came out, but that's for another clown that I'm not prepared to make and a reveal that we haven't received yet.
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I've had to talk to so many fucking AI "assistants" today I'm about to lose my mind.
Do you know the saying 'once in a blue moon'? It means rarely. A blue moon doesn't happen often. But it doesn't mean it's impossible.
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ok there’s been enough reblogs from enough people on enough various posts of mine that now i need to stand up for the bitches who don’t fuck of the world. people aren’t writing bad smut because of a lack of having sex. they are writing it because a lot of people have very poor visualization skills and forget halfway through what position characters are supposed to be in, or don’t understand what makes a word a good or bad choice, or can’t create compelling dynamics. i promise that even the sexually inactive, by virtue of also existing within the human form, would know that if you’re behind someone you can’t lick their nipple. and i promise that the frequently sexually active are equally prone to using the word “mewled.” i can pretty much guarantee that having a lot of sex and writing good sex scenes are unrelated. do you think your favorite horror authors are cutting people up in their basements. do you think your favorite food critics are michelin chefs. do you think the people blocking cool combat scenes in movies are routinely getting into cage fights. no they just understand how to utilize tone, pacing, momentum, and the tools of film direction, while keeping action tied to character. like believe it or not this is simply a skill like everything else. idk i always think that that point of view shows a lack of understanding of what makes a sex scene work. it removes the craft of it in a way i find short-sighted. i think people are confused about the reason teenagers are writing bad sex scenes. it’s not because they’re not fucking, it’s because they are young and haven’t had the years to hone their writing craft the way someone older has.
"Ever since I met you, I've learned something. No matter how hard you search for the very best, nothing compares to what's already right in front of you."
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How can I like someone else, when the person I like is standing right in front of me?

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Soh trying desperately to keep going while his heart is shattering is shattering my heart 😭😭😭
So glad we cleared up that misunderstanding immediately
Soh trying desperately to keep going while his heart is shattering is shattering my heart 😭😭😭