I spent the better part of my life singing you stupid lullabies.

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

Can we please bring back buttons PLEASE can we bring back buttons BUTTONS PLEASE for the love of god BUTTONS THAT YOU PRESS DOWN AND CAN FEEL IT BEING PRESSED buttons please buttons can we bring them back can we PLEASE can we please bring back the buttons

Forever mourning that I can't simply require all students who attempt to plagiarize assignments to watch the four-hour-long hbomberguy Somerton video and then write me a one-page reaction on it, as penance. I think four hours of 'this is what plagiarism does and also how respectable people think about it' would be good for them.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi