I spent the better part of my life singing you stupid lullabies.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

i love product staging photos. like yeah i'm in the bathtub using my luxury brown bamboo nonslip silicone padded expandable and folding shelf tray caddy to hold a glass of wine, a bowl of strawberries, two lit candles, a rolled up hand towel, my phone, one black eyed susan in a green glass stem vase, a bar of soap wrapped in paper and tied with jute twine, another phone, a bowl of grapes, my argan oil of morocco, two nondescript pump bottles, my combination scrub brush/pumice stone on a stick, a copy of charles cumming's "a colder war," and a dry starfish. when it obviously should be two fruity malt liquor coctail tall cans, a single slice of white cake in a plastic clamshell with the discount bread aisle sticker still on ($1.40), the barnes and noble fake red leather bound marx with the debossed hammer and sickle icons credited to getty images on the copyright page, two pairs of nail scissors (just in case), a bottle of dr bronners, a vinyl turntable, the rare misprint first edition caroline polachek that has drum n bass compilation on the b side, and a selection of cat springs to throw as a distraction if they keep trying to drink my vanilla gamer epsom saltwater

do you think it's a coincidence that marketing for women is basically trying to sell undiagnosed adhd as a refined luxury or am i reading too much into this

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

the sexiest thing a man can do is be super sweet

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

like have you considered your ancestors wouldve wished to see you be less miserable than them

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience