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More like Old Man George my this point

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ive said this before but my understanding of the "tumblr sexyman" is that the archetype originated via a website full of nerdy teenage girls taking their first steps into sexuality and looking for objects of desire in their zones of interest that felt "safe" to experiment with and landing on anyone resembling David Tennant. It has always been, to me, the fandom equivalent of the boy band dreamboats on the cover of Tiger Beat. It's in the name even. "Sexyman". A man who is sexy but not sexual. Someone you can stare at and sigh over and dream about but actual sex is still scary to imagine so hes just just standing there looking good in his waistcoat and slacks and whether he actually has genitals under there or not depends on how brave youre feeling at the moment
That's why it always felt strange to me to try and expand the term further than that cuz, for the most part tumblr users arent really teenagers anymore. we're mostly all adults now with presumably a better handle on our sexualitys and preferences. Senshi isnt a sexyman because you dont need a sexyman any more. He's just a guy you want to fuck.
it used to be that “fascism is aesthetics as politics” was the sort of thing that took several steps to demonstrate, but now everyone in roman-column twitter says “my ideal world is this AI generated picture of a centurion driving a spaceship” and you don’t even have to draw any connections to anything they just say it out loud.

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I think my final disillusionment with the Glorious Violent Revolution (not that I was ever fond of it to begin with) was when the right wing tried it on January 6th and failed miserably, only to switch tactics to boring old electoralism and succeed.
everyone socially awkward is autistic. everyone selfish is narcissistic. everyone overwhelmed is overstimulated. every hobby is a hyperfixation. everyone who is sad has depression. every homebody is an agoraphobe. if theres something different about you, we will give it a name and make a medication for it. dont worry
it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity
Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine
short but sweet
A simple error got magnified by Flock's nationwide surveillance camera network and ended with four cop cars boxing me in.
Oh hey! Look! It's that thing everyone on the left said was going to happen happening!
“The plates on this car are stolen,” Officer Ganshyn said. My face must’ve twisted in disbelief because he continued, saying they weren’t sure whether the car itself or just the plates were stolen. This made absolutely no sense. Car companies keep meticulous track of the fleets they loan out to the media. The vehicles all have special manufacturer or dealer plates that are logged every time one enters or exits. The officers eventually ran the Range Rover’s VIN, and it came back clean, but in their view, the plates were definitely stolen.
Before I could even process that, another officer dropped the big surprise: they’d actually been tracking me around town for days via Flock cameras. But they kept losing the trail, so when a camera alerted them that the Range Rover had been spotted turning into Kohl’s that morning, they quickly set up their ambush and waited for me and my wife to walk out of the store and get into the SUV.
[…]
One of the officers pulled out his phone, opened the Flock app, and showed me two photos: a wide shot of the Range Rover going through the intersection and a zoomed-in shot of the New Jersey license plate, which clearly reads 34 10 DTM and says VEHICLE MFR along the bottom. Critically, the number 10 is in a much smaller font than the rest of the tag, which is the non-standard structure New Jersey uses for manufacturer plates.
[…]
The New Jersey plates that were allegedly stolen from the LA dealer were 34 03 DTM, not 34 10 DTM. But when the police report was created and the plate was entered into Flock’s system, it was just recorded as 34 DTM. Just the five large characters, no little number in the middle. And Flock’s AI tech wasn’t registering that non-standard little number when it began picking up the Range Rover around town. It just saw 34 DTM in large type and started alerting the local police.
As we all stood there shaking our heads, including my wife, who was finally allowed to join me, I connected the final dot. A lot of vehicles in JLR’s media fleet have a New Jersey manufacturer plate with the same alphanumeric structure—34 ## DTM—and Officer Ganshyn observed that meant it was now a nationwide issue. Anywhere a police department has a partnership with Flock, any other JLR-owned car with the same plate structure is going to get flagged as stolen. In fact, four other 34 ## DTM cars were being tracked around Minnesota that week, according to Officer Ganshyn. I was just the first one to get nabbed. The only way to stop it would be for the LAPD to correct their initial report and update Flock’s system, which Jaguar Land Rover was now racing to make happen following the phone call.
Still, he warned me to drive straight home, park the Range Rover, and leave it there. If I were to cross into the neighboring town, I’d probably get flagged again and go through this entire ordeal again with a different set of officers. His parting words were ominous: “You’re lucky we’re in Plymouth. If you were in Minneapolis, they definitely would’ve come at you with guns drawn.”
8 July 2026
Oh hey! Look! It's that thing everyone on the left said was going to happen happening!
"No, not that thing, the other thing. No, the other other thing. No, the other other other - the OTHER other other other - blimey this is turning into Monty Python."
The worst thing about the modern world is that humans who should have the power to fix things, people who have the responsibility and authority to overrule the machines, will throw their hands up in the air and say "It's a software glitch. Eh, what can you do..." As if the software had been written by God himself, as if the software was the main point of the job — not the law, not the customer, not the product, not share-holder value. These machines were built by people, and these people either had had ideas or intentions when they built them, or not. Maybe these people were misinformed, mistaken, stupid, lazy, or fired and replaced by somebody stupid and lazy before they could get it right. But software is not a law of nature. A different world is possible. Maybe that would be a world without surveillance cameras operated by a private firm. In any case, you have to keep in mind that the software was made by people, people with hopes and dreams and human flaws, people who are exactly as human as any other human.
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Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.
Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.
A fun version of this could be that "virgin blood" means it has to come from someone who has never spilt blood before imagine the possibilities
Part of the reason why new born children are such an effective currency when bargaining with witches
Holy children raised with the most care, everyone around them ensuring that not a single cut blemishes their skin, just so they can be prefect to slaughter
It becomes tradition to make a small cut on your child as a sort of weening, just enough to scar so any abductors know their blood is worthless now
It means cold pressed, are there no Italians on this site?

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I'm always tickled by the way movies about talking animals will invariably have some regular animals in there too, just chilling and eating grass or whatever while their uplifted brethren are running late for work and filling in tax returns and stuff, maybe we can actually make that happen with genetic engineering or nanotech one day.
animals can get anxious and depressed, but they don't have a crippling awareness of their own mortality do they, not yet
I think a lot about the awkwardness of keeping livestock, eating meat, wearing fur etc. in Lyra's world given the whole dæmon thing. Like I know dæmons are people and not animals, animals don't relate to them as animals, blah blah blah so everybody must compartmentalize the hell out of the idea of "symbolic animal imagery that is not really an animal" but still, they have physical bodies, isn't it at least a LITTLE weird for people with pig dæmons (a canonical form) to eat pork, or for people with fox dæmons to wear a fox fur coat (canonically worn by Mrs. Coulter, although she does not have a fox dæmon)? if you relate to your dæmon physically surely you must notice that they resemble the real deal
Why would you have a pig dæmon if you eat pork? If the dæmon reflects who you are, then it would never happen!
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My supervisor (experimentally, and while warning me ahead of time so i could be prepared to fix it) tried to use CoPilot in PowerPoint to replace our images with CoPilot graphs for better visuals and I am fascinated.
It increased our error rate while reducing the overall ticket count by two. And redistributed numbers.
It smoothed out our data trend, erasing the actually important-to-report information (that big dip and increase is important):
It erased my security and networking practices and came up with resubmitted tickets out of nowhere and shows an overall downward trend in ticket counts when only one of the five categories is actually trending down.
On another slide it also changed the status of a device from "attention needed" to "healthy," and on yet another slide it removed the captions that I'd grouped with a set of images.
This is your reminder that the robots are stupid and if you work with them you need to check their work.
Some of the stuff it did really well, and genuinely looks better and the numbers were copied correctly. But some of it is resubmitted tickets.
I maintain that there are uses for AI that are fine and genuinely labor saving, but also it is hot garbage and I would largely prefer not to interact with it.
Look, I want everyone reading this to understand that the power and water use estimates associated with AI are frequently blown drastically out of proportion, and that it is perfectly fine to do an occasional AI query.
I don't say this because I think that YOU should be using AI for stuff (and if you hate AI, I get it, I don't want to use it either) I say this because one of the absolute best ways I've found to get people to step back from believing everything the AI tells them is to ask the AI a question about something the person you're speaking to is an expert on, or ask it something that YOU are an expert on and point out where the AI's answer is wrong.
I screencapped these images because I want to show them at work to demonstrate to a couple of my coworkers that NO you cannot have the AI compile the report for you without double-checking it. It can't even accurately duplicate a graph it's looking right at. You have to check on the robots, they aren't even actually stupid, they're just autocompleting what they thought you want, and sometimes autocomplete ducks everything up.
i became a published poet at i think 11 years old (i'd have to check exact dates), in hindsight i think mostly for political reasons because i was 11. (that is all the context i will be providing. if you know me personally and know the context for this story, please do not bring it up explicitly.) anyway, this was tremendously exciting at the time, because it was a whole prestigious thing and i got paid. it all felt very professional. and also i do think it was damaging to me in context. i'd been saying i wanted to be a writer from a very early age, and my bioparents regularly said to me: "when are you going to get published and make us rich?" now, as an adult, i know that's ridiculous. almost no one gets rich from writing poetry or fiction. and even if i did get rich, that would be my money, not theirs. but unfortunately, while the amount of money i got paid was not that much in the grand scheme of things, it felt like a fortune to me at age 11. it was proof that what my bioparents had been saying wasn't a joke, it was a serious possibility. and it immediately started fucking up my creative abilities. i had to be serious about it. i had to focus on getting published. this is not a good mindset to have in general but it's especially not a good mindset to have as a tween who is about to start learning the hard way that there's something wrong with them that makes them bad at school.
it is very hard to avoid having unrealistic expectations for your child and being disappointed when they inevitably turn out to be their own person with hopes and dreams which are not yours.
rather than try to keep this from ever happening, i have simply set my heart on raising her to be a main battle tank, or failing that, possibly a telecommunications satellite. i point out that she is already mostly achieving one of the core requirements for the latter, being approximately geosynchronous most of the time.
and yes, i have on multiple occasions had conversations like:
kid: ow, that hurt seebs: sounds like something someone without six inches of tempered steel plating would say
and it's not the best thing, but it's a lot better than giving her shit about not being rich from minecraft streaming, you know?
I don't want to pry, but having been in a similar situation (but not at age 11, and in STEM), I have a couple of yes-or-no questions, phrased as A or B questions. I'm not trying to be mean or judgemental. I don't want OP to elaborate.
1. Were your poems any good? I mean, looking back now, (A) do you still stand by them, or (B) do you immediately see obvious flaws.
You already answered my question #2. You think (A) the publisher humoured you and decided to publish you because you were 11. I assume they would not (B) have published your poems if they thought they had been written by a 50 year old high school English teacher.
I also assume they didn't tell you they were humouring you.
3. Did other adults in your life take you seriously? I mean (A) were they genuinely impressed or did they (B) know it was political and they were just joining in and humouring you, too?
4. Did somebody (A) explain to you that this was political and not about you, or did you (B) understand this only later, as an adult.
For me it's 1B 2B 3B 4A. People acted impressed, but they clearly didn't take me seriously, because I was just a child. Somebody took me aside and explained it was all political.
When I got older and did better, more impressive work, in my later teens, they weren't nearly as interested because I wasn't that "boy genius", I was just a young man with a weird hobby, competing for page space with girls in pigtails.

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Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me