Flemish Derp

hi it's me, the personal stylist hired by professional hockey player shane hollander. i understand some people have been second-guessing my sartorial choices but in my defense, what would you say if your client (generational talent hockey player shane hollander) was like "i need a look that says i have worked through some of my personal baggage and am ready to maybe go be with, uh, someone" and you were like "oh cool, who" and he was like, "what are you talking about" and you were like "well if you're trying to dress to impress it would help to know what that person likes" and then he (professional two-time stanley cup-winning hockey player shane hollander) was like "nobody! nobody at all. uh, but what should i wear, though?" i would argue that under these conditions, you too would be hard-pressed to come up with something better than a khaki blazer over a plain black t shirt

No but for real the ultimate dichotomy of man is Shane Hollander saying "Please cum on me please cum on my face" and then getting what he wants and saying "Ohhh my God" and then sitting back and sighing with relief and then with his eyes still closed saying "Get this off me right now."