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reynard61

Let's ambush mama! 😼

dvandom

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

waywardmartian

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

#pallas cat #the body is round

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werewolf-transgenderism

just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)

emi--rose

THAT IS HOW THEY GET KILLED BLOCKING SHOTS ALSO THEY ARE HOT IN ARMOR BECAUSE ARMOR. CMON NOW.

C'mon.

#not to be a lesbian but oh my god

nature-travel-photography

Predil Lake - Author: XOXOAndXenon

The Hollanova muse has struck again.

To the Clouds

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Jane Hollander/Lilya Rozanova

Summary: Jane arrives at a rendezvous and discovers Lilya looks, uh, different.

A/N: This fic is pre-"Bubbling from Below." In my head, it's in that stretch of years building towards the Tuna Meltdown.

As always, thanks to @sadcypress for holding my hand even when I'm supposed to be writing other things and then the Hollanova muse comes and, how did Lilya put it, bonks me in the head with her vagina.

Read the tags please.

#heated rivalry au #my fic #hollanova

allthingseurope

Val d’Orcia, Italy (by Maurizio)

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Alaska - Author: Shot-Parking7704

justheretobreakthings

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

sacrificethemtothesquid

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

wingedlioness

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

houseofglass

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

philosopherking1887

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

#mike schur #he also had a tumblr #that’s the schurverse btw #b99 #parks and rec

thestuffedalligator

Love a fic that presents itself as a collection of in-universe texts. Tweets describing the plot of the original text from the perspective of a layman. Essays and reports written by diegetic academics and journalists. Massively downvoted reddit posts written by conspiracy theorists that accurately predict the plot. It slaps so hard

#social media fic in the heated rivalry universe is such a BANGER

shoutout to the empire podcast peeps for doing a mount rushmore of movie chefs and specifically bickering over which hannibal lecter version would be there, only going with hopkins because mikkelsen was on tv, and one of them still arguing for it in the end because janice poon’s food was so beautiful

#hannibal #technically this was behind a paywall but I couldn’t help myself #bangly bang!

gurlsrool

anytime Shane loses his glasses around the house, as all glasses wearers do, Ilya makes it his LIFE MISSION to find them

Shane’s like, “I promise it’s fine. I’ll just read later” but Ilya’s already frantically emptying every drawer in the house, desperate to not miss out on free 3d porn

#Shane 5 minutes later: are u just gonna…stare at me while I read?#Ilya: yes :)#Shane insists that it’s weird and Ilya needs to do SOMETHING so he gets on his knees #’what? sucking your dick is doing something!!’#Shane grumbles that he’s gonna keep reading but he ends up reading the same line over and over again #< op's tags and they are GREAT #HEADCANON ACCEPTED #hollaniv #heated rivalry

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brothermouse-skeleton

"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"

"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."

"Uh huh. And what he got?"

"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."

"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"

"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."

".....?"

"Keeps me on my toes."

#lotr #ACCURATE #the person asking him this would be elrond of course #elrond who already has his own emotional support elder-hobbit

averagesquire

edm rat ilya and edm festival emt shane

ilya is rolling and having the time of his fucking life covered in neon paint and body glitter and also a nasty fucking sunburn and getting hauled into shane’s emt tent because his dumbass doesn’t think he needs water to live and shane cooling him down with a towel on his head and getting him water

“Are you an angel??”

“No. Drink some water.”

“Mmmm no. I think you are angel.”

“If that’s what it takes to get you drinking water then sure. Whatever.”

*sips water* “Hmph. Grumpy angel.”

#unforch that's a pure boner killer for shane #hollanov #heated rivalry

littlegirlinvisible

CONNOR STORRIE FOR THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER ON HIS CHARACTER, ILYA ROZANOV:

“Then I realized really quickly that everyone likes him for the same reason that I’m learning to like him, which is that it’s a front, that it’s a shell. There’s more underneath it. He’s playing at being a grouch sometimes. He’s playing at being a flirt sometimes, but underneath it, without revealing anything for the plot for the people who haven’t read the books, he goes through a lot. He goes through some shit, and that’s why people like him. We feel for people that go through stuff. I mean, it’s so easy to engage with someone who tries to wink his way through all of that. That’s so charming and so likable. It just means that he feels everything since you don’t see it. He feels it a hundred times bigger than most. That’s why people love it. That’s why people love him. That’s why I love him, and why he’s so cool.”

#LET THE MAN COOK #he knows his stuff #connor storrie #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry #baby you should've been nominated for every acting award under the sun for him

regainingparadise

There are many delightful, very enjoyable, very entertaining fics that work with the concept the Bears try to identify Jane and/or figure out Ilya's "type," and it turns out he increasingly is going for women with dark hair and freckles. But in all of those, I have not seen, and really want to see, that Ilya's type also becomes women who are absolutely jacked. Women who can bench-press him. Women who are made of muscle.

Because if I'm going to buy the idea that Ilya was seeking out sexual partners with attributes that remind him of Shane, lets not forget that Shane is a jock.

I also think fandom!Cliff Marlow & co's reaction would be deeply entertaining to read

bookgeekgrrl

#if she plays ice hockey all the better #and let us not forget Boston College is Right There #19 year old Ilya going out for a night on the town and discovering a woman his age and height with dark hair and freckles #who has abs for days and biceps that maybe are not quite his size but big enough to match him in pull ups (@pawpawholler)

#HEADCANON ACCEPTED #he fucks models because they're hot and also he's expected to #but when he really wants to fuck shane he finds himself a goddamn jane who can manhandle the fuck outta him #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry

dailywomen

DAISY EDGAR-JONES British Vogue (9 July 2026)

#daisy edgar jones #fashion #oh this is fantastic #we're not going to discuss what she's promoting tho because it's sacrilege

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isolabellz

their bond means so much to me

#YES #GIMME SHANE AND SVETLANA MEETING DAMMIT #hollanov #svetlana vetrova #heated rivalry #fanart

nyahkennay

u can lift it bunny

stephensondheim

I hope its ok i painted your bunny

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