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Hudson is on board with slapping; Connor is on board with slapping; Jacob is on board with slapping. Gosh, season 2 can't come soon enough.

#which is ironic because hudson has the big meat paws to give a really good slap #hudson williams #connor storrie #slaptown #heated rivalry

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maybe once they’ve won the cup together, shane and ilya go to cabo alone or something and they get papped because they’re hot shit and their story broke containment, and the paparazzi thought they’d get hot steamy pics of them making out shirtless, and they do, but it’s still really close to postseason and they’re both still kinda skinny and full of bruises in various colors, and immediately there’s a public outcry about them being abusive towards each other, and all the hockey fans are like guys, they just got boarded like 30 times each, they’re lucky they have ribs left. anyway that’s how the centaurs end up having to make a compilation of every hit they got during playoffs and there’s like a nyt op-ed about violence in hockey, and meanwhile they’re too busy giving each other a hickey necklace and drinking margaritas.

#just a headcanon #hollanov #heated rivalry

mizu-monos

He's here. Cillian Murphy as Dr. Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan

#I remember thinking he was way too beautiful here #chris nolan’s endless boner for cillian murphy’s face #batman begins #cillian murphy

allesfresser

Ilya Rozanov, still on the ice, looking very concerned—

#oh my GOD i just thought the other day how well this song would fit in this show #FANTASTIC #also op definitely going for blood here #hollanov #heated rivalry #fanart

every time connor does anything with ysl, i always end up thinking man, the check must’ve been stupendous, and not in a good way

#connor storrie

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frightfullytreeish

who's ready for decadent beast sunday monday!!

#batman the batcat #a cozy beast

for the record, if the guy you want to call a twink is in fact a 200lbs professional athlete who can bench his 200lbs professional athlete boyfriend, he’s not a twink. thanks.

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

alfart23

From the Hollander’s photo album 🐞

#omg noooo this is too cute #shane hollander #heated rivalry #fanart

char-marr

I just started Hannibal and ngl I thought the internet was over exaggerating Will’s love for dogs. Little did I know he’s actually a proud father of 7 of them (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

#FEELIAM H DOGNAPPER #will graham #hannibal #fanart

aaliyahsparrow

"Yes, It's Scary", Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov [Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie], Heated Rivalry 1.06 | The Cottage

Aug 2026

Background removal, texture overlay, minor colour changes, overlines drawn by hand in procreate - this was actually one of my first test pieces when I started trying to do drawn overlines with an apple pen, it's been sitting in my drafts for months, all I really did today was play with the lighting levels.

Please do not repost my work to other sites without permission

#gosh it’s so pretty #hollanov #heated rivalry #fanart

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hollandery

HUDSON WILLIAMS APPRECIATION WEEK | Day 1: Favorite Performance

Shane Hollander | Heated Rivalry

#LET HIM FUCKING COOK #hudson williams #shane hollander #heated rivalry

lesbianlandry

#calling a 6’ 200lb pure functional muscle hockey playing bro a twink #happened to my good friend shane hollander #shane hollander #heated rivalry

bellaswans-khakiskirt

#I have NO IDEA what this fandom is but I’m CRYING

emotional-support-pasta

hi it's me, the personal stylist hired by professional hockey player shane hollander. i understand some people have been second-guessing my sartorial choices but in my defense, what would you say if your client (generational talent hockey player shane hollander) was like "i need a look that says i have worked through some of my personal baggage and am ready to maybe go be with, uh, someone" and you were like "oh cool, who" and he was like, "what are you talking about" and you were like "well if you're trying to dress to impress it would help to know what that person likes" and then he (professional two-time stanley cup-winning hockey player shane hollander) was like "nobody! nobody at all. uh, but what should i wear, though?" i would argue that under these conditions, you too would be hard-pressed to come up with something better than a khaki blazer over a plain black t shirt

#what to do when your client is obviously gay obviously closeted and obviously gone for another player #also he’s stupidly rich has no taste in clothes and has a body prettier than most renaissance statues #that stylist should’ve stuck him in one of those balenciaga full-body velvet stockings and called it a day #shane hollander #heated rivalry

ellisonwongparty

what makes me laugh about the shane/ilya/svetlana love triangle is that from shane's end shane is like. :( gosh svetlana is so gorgeous and she's russian and she knows ilya's family and they have so much history and she makes ilya laugh..... how can i ever compare.

and then from svetlana's end it's like. if i end up as ilya rozanov's wag i will have actually hit rock bottom. anytime i close my eyes and imagine the worst version of myself, i see myself endgame hetero married to ilya rozanov. imagine being a rozanova. haha. holy shit. could never be me. if ten years down the line i am in a monogamous marriage with ilya rozanov it means i have completely given up on my life. everytime i try to picture us raising kids together i always see us in the house irina died in. no thanks. nooo thanks. I am good. i am good. he gives good dick though. but shane can have him.

#honestly this is all on shane and ilya #because Shane can’t fathom not wanting to lock that dick down #and ilya is a fratboy moron who fails to telling Shane he stopped fucking Sveta like a year before the cottage #hollanov #svetlana vetrova

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userfaramir

#do you even KNOW what it did to the fandom at the time #lotr #billy boyd #viggo mortensen #dominic monaghan

lavenderprose

No but for real the ultimate dichotomy of man is Shane Hollander saying "Please cum on me please cum on my face" and then getting what he wants and saying "Ohhh my God" and then sitting back and sighing with relief and then with his eyes still closed saying "Get this off me right now."

#listen no one wants spooge on them after coming #he’s right and he should say it #shane hollander #hollanov #heated rivalry

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