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Every day of my life I am fighting the war against people who don't know how athletic diets work or perhaps even how food works
Do people know that food can taste good and be healthy. Do people know that spices don't actually impact macros.
no no listen to me. listen to me. the sports is exactly the point. like, if this were a sport where you need to cut weight like MMA or something, sure, there's some calorie restriction going on. but hockey??
the main problem these guys are going to have is that eating enough calories to maintain their muscle mass is both time-consuming and exhausting. there's a reason nhl teams are constantly giving these guys food - it's a full time job to keep them fed.
the average relatively active person needs, we know, about 2000 calories a day. hockey players can burn over 1200 calories in a 90 minute game. and it's actually super complicated for them to consume enough calories that they won't actually pass out on the ice without also having to use the bathroom during a game!! that's why fat stores are so important for hockey players - that and because during a playoffs run it's actually impossible to balance calories-in-calories out and they WILL be losing weight for the duration of the playoff run, so they need weight they can lose without eating their own muscles.
within 30 minutes after a game, a 200lb/90kg pro hockey player should consume 90-120g of carbs and 20-30g of protein or else they will not be able to maintain their performance. for reference, that's a little less than half of what a reasonably active non-athlete of the same weight should be eating in an entire day.
if we want shane to be dysfunctionally controlling about his food, here's what it would realistically look like: weighing his food and stressing about not getting enough grams of protein. forcing himself to eat cold leftover chicken and he doesn't have the patience to heat it up or season it because he's not even hungry and he's so fucking tired but he hasn't hit his macros for today. religiously monitoring his calorie output because he accidentally ran an extra mile this morning and now he has to eat 200 extra calories and he already had a plan to hit 3600 today but now he has to hit 3800 and he needs to calculate mineral and vitamin content into the difference to make sure he has enough fucking zinc to recover from getting hit during a game and NO hayden i can't go out dancing with you tonight are you INSANE do you know how many calories you can burn in one hour of vigorous dancing??
shane and jj rating the racist shit they hear on the ice. 6/10 okay that genuinely pissed me off. 1/10 yelling a slur takes no creativity no effort no pizzazz. booooo boring!!! 8/10 i broke a finger on your face for that one so i guess i have to give you points but also points off for being fucking evil. 4/10 okay i had to go to wikipedia for this one man, i actually didnt know that was a slur that existed??? damn
comeau says something really stupid and really White™ at post-game drinks or whatever and jj makes direct eye contact with shane, then pulls out his phone and sends him this image (he edited it himself. he's been waiting for this moment)
and shane has to hold in laughter so hard that he actually has to excuse himself and leave the room for a minute. jj is SO proud of himself.

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something so mortifying about revisiting the show JUST to fact check for a fic. like no no, you boys keep doing what you’re doing, I’m only here for research purposes 🤔📝
mission IMMEDIATELY failed, I had to watch “gimme kiss” just to smile and giggle
That time Ilya Rozanov accidentally became a homemade popsicle influencer.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Domestic Fluff, POV Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Fluff and Smut, Blow Jobs, sometimes things just pop into my head, and i have no choice but to roll with them Series: Part 6 of fooled around and fell in love Summary:
That time Ilya Rozanov accidentally became a homemade popsicle influencer.
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Does Xena the Warrior Princess from Xena: Warrior Princess eat pussy?
Yes
No

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JOHN LIGHT as OBERON and MATTHEW TENNYSON as PUCK (Act 3, scene 2) A Midsummer Night's Dream (Shakespeare's Globe, 2013)
i am person who naturally runs hot and am on medication that makes me run even hotter and all throughout the warm months of the year where i live in a traditionally warm region on a planet that is only getting hotter, i am coming home to my beloved dog who is the offspring of a hot water bottle and a rock and who simply must be in physical contact with me
girl. must you
i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved
My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.
off script additions + jacob using what his actors give him
personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

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shane and ilya probably stick to a very similar sleeping schedule during the season, but i feel like shane starts getting ready for bed probably a little earlier than ilya because he likes sitting in bed and reading
and i'm laughing about ilya feeling absolutely BETRAYED the first time anya hops off of his lap to trot after shane up to their room
his OWN DAUGHTER-
ilya, she just likes our bed and knows i'm going up
-TO BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS, AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE-
dude, you could also just come upstairs if you're that fucking bothered about it
-NO LOYALTY IN THIS HOUSE. NONE. ALL AROUND HIM ARE TRAITORS-
you could doomscroll on your phone upstairs if you want, ilya. you're the one choosing to hang out on the couch. c'mon, anya.
ilya trying to tell himself he wants to stay down on the couch and not give shane the satisfaction of giving in but also experiencing MAJOR fomo because the rest of his family is already upstairs for the night
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