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Does your job / school / any not home place you may go to have A/C?

Yes

It used to but not anymore (eg, broke down and not repared)

No

It used not to but got one installed recently (within the last year)

Nuance

Results

Does your job / school / any not home place you may go to have A/C?

Yes

It used to but not anymore (eg, broke down and not repared)

No

It used not to but got one installed recently (within the last year)

Nuance

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

#all around the office space #we keep arguing over how cold it should be

ilya: i love pulling your pigtails so much haha hollander you’re so boriiing

shane: i’m gonna grow pigtails so long i will bind your hands to my body and they’ll have to bury us together hahaha just see

ilya: what

shane: what

ilya: (do it please)

#hollanov #heated rivalry #tell me I’m wrong I’ll fight you #they’re gonna be one of those mysteriously buried together warrior dudes

i-fear-gritty

i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)

everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell

crumplelush

someone says something about nepotism and in a fit of rage ilya posts a bunch of videos of their kid at the grand age of eight years old defending the net from their father. and it’s an unacknowledged fact that The Shane Hollander has never gone easy on the ice at all, and the fact he’s playing his still single-digit kid does not change this one iota

and the kid is WINNING. shane is clearly not pulling his punches and a significant number ARE going into the net (because, at the end of the day this is still The Shane Hollander vs a middle-schooler) but the kid is saving enough goals that it’s noticeable

and ilya captions the post. “if our child is capable of this level of goaltending at 8 imagine how good he’ll be in ten years” and then his next post is “oh wait, you don’t need to imagine” and the accompanying video is some of the best saves he’s made that year

(their child also has a brutal sense of humour that the world discovers the first time he’s mic’d up. “why are they mic’ing the goalie?” everyone asks, then the commentary starts and they immediately understand. a petition goes round for him to be mic’d every game. he’s not, but he is mic’d more frequently than the average goaltender)

#HEADCANON ACCEPTED #I AM BEGGING THIS FANDOM TO WRITE MORE GOALIE FICS #hollanov #heated rivalry

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Post-outing and post- honeymoon pre-season Hollanov step out and are photographed for the first time in Ottawa featuring Shane— white t-shirt pre-season muscles bulging gray sweatpants dick outline healthy yes he's wearing his reeboks Mom and Ilya— decked out in TIGht Adidas track pants with the snaps black tank top clinging to that waist with Anya on a bedazzled leash— YES they're holding hands rings glinting in the golden hour YES they have their dog at this outside restaurant seating YES they're going to win this season YES Shane will have dessert and will give the first bite to his husband YES they're dropping a black card in the bill YES they're kissing each other's hands at the table and in a way it's kind of like Diana in her revenge dress except their best revenge is just living their best fucking life TOGETHER

#HEADCANON ACCEPTED #just two happily married rich jocks living their fucking rich jock life #hollanov #heated rivalry

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ily-a

HEATED RIVALRY 1.05 | I'll Believe in Anything

#oh he finally realized how much he hurt ilya that little gay moron lol #oh shane you’re so lucky you’re that pretty honestly #hollanov #heated rivalry

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hey @staff it would be super neat if you fixed your stupid ios bug and we could see who we reblogged our posts from again on our own tumblrs and activity pages.

#would be SUPER NEAT #I beg your one remaining frontend developer to fix this

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technicallyverycowboy

shane hollander, stoned off his gourd in heated rivalry ep. 05.

based on this incredible text post by @taviacoolcat

#omg what #fiber art #heated rivalry #fanart

samsincerely

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

#I love a good comté but cannot resist the fatty alloure of triple-creams #cheese

aslongasitsblack

hayden: does he like…go down on you?

shane: hayden. he sucks my cock

#hayden is soooo not ready to hear about all the rimming #he's just not ready for that y'all #hollanov #heated rivalry

clownfish-casino

OKAY I'm curious

where do you write your fics

ellipsus

google docs

directly in the AO3 editor

notes app

physical paper

literally wherever I can (sticky notes, your hand, scrap paper, etc)

something else (tell me in tags or comments !!)

not a fic writer but I wanna press a button too !!!

Remaining time: 4 hours 36 minutes

would appreciate reblogs for sample size ::]

oakleafhart

it varies, honestly. Notes app and gdocs have both seen their share. But I voted for directly into ao3 because I have done that enough times to feel I deserve it

#ellipsus for actual writing but also notes app or tumblr drafts for headcanons and outlines

themoonandmyman

Ilya being a huge ethical slut is one of my favourite things about him … get your dick wet my bisexual king… I love you…..

#he may be a slut but ☝🏻 a consensual slut #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry (tv)

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