Flemish Derp

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

I don't haunt the narrative - the narrative haunts me

Okay so the fantasy is I’m a (helpless, naive) bellboy and you’re a (strong, confident) guest at the hotel I work at and you get so horribly turned on by my (waifish, vulnerable) nature that you (sure of yourself, knows better than I do) have no choice but to take advantage of me even if I say no. this is what I came up with after having you here for less than 10 minutes though give me more time and we can do even more fun stuff that I come up with.

I am absolutely fucking screaming

i need ilya to be the little spoon so bad. i need shane to be so curled up around him. i need him nuzzling into shane’s chest. i need his curls to be pet and played with. i need him tucked into shane’s neck. i need his back scratched. i need shane cooing in his ear. i need him to have so many soothing kisses. i need him to wake up so wrapped up and loved up, he forgets for a moment that he ever felt lonely.

i’ve made this post like 20 times before but the fact that hr fandom is so big and so baby’s first fandom that it’s just totally acceptable to make reddit threads about how you hated somebody’s story or post about it on threads or put excerpts up on the jumbotron on twitter………. i truly hate it lol. were you people raised in a barn. do you not have friends you can do this with PRIVATELY!!