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#NOICE #hollanov #heated rivalry #fanart

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lavenderprose

I find it hard to believe that even a room full of jockey dude types wouldn't realize what a fucking dumptruck Ilya Rozanov is packing. Like. It's right there. People must be talking about this right.

#even among jock asses that is an ASS #they probably surreptitiously keep looking at his glute routine during team workouts #and ask him how he's training in the off-season under the pretense of y'know getting better at hockey #lies all lies. THEY WANT AN ASS LIKE THAT.#(ilya keeps having to get his pants tailored because of that ass he doesn't tell them)#ilya rozanov #heated rivalry

hollandershane

#just so happy and proud to ragebait 😭

#the happiest of frog faces :3333 #shane hollander #heated rivalry

ily-a

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 | "The Cottage"

#like he iMMEDIATELY straddles him #i cannot even #heated rivalry

semoyed

face card never declines

#oh no he's hot #i mutter to myself every single day since january #hudson williams #fanart

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argillaforma

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

#HEADCANON ACCEPTED #maybe when ilya and shane are off after tune meltdown they debate sending her bribery to take him back #and they keep thinking champagne??? lingerie??? DIAMONDS???#when they should've been thinking organic pears imported from japan or like a really nice band for his sports watch #hollanov #heated rivalry

lavenderprose

I like to imagine that, partially due to the Hockey Robot stereotyping and partially due to his watertight media training, commentators are constantly going on about "What's going on in Hollander's head? What was Hollander thinking there? Can't help but wonder what the Metros' Captain has on his mind right now." and it's like. Well statistically speaking. Cock.

#Shane externally during any given press scrum: Yeah we've just gotta get pucks deep gotta keep getting those pucks in the net #Shane internally: [thinking about the image notification on his phone waiting to be opened] Fuck I hope his abs are in the picture too #<- prev #HEADCANON ACCEPTED #shane hollander #heated rivalry

handsywoman

his softness is killing me

#The real fear in his eyes kills me every single time I see this moment #ilya rozanov: no fears.#shane hollander tenderly kissing him and giving him the kind of affection he hasn't received since his mother died: ONE FEAR.#hollanov #heated rivalry #connor your FACE

lavenderprose

Nothing will ever beat that shot of Ilya heading towards the door to let Shane into his house in Boston. Like:

- Shoulders. Back. Arms. 🫪 (Yeah this is the horny balloon emoji again for those who can't see.)

- Fixing the hair? Soooo casual. So nonchalant. Doesn't care at all.

- Imagine answering the door shirtless in October and that just being a casual choice you're making with no ulterior motive at all. Happened to my best good friend Ilya Rozanov

- The Rick Owens haunt the narrative

- Moles.

- Literally he is serving and for what. Shane walks in the door like "Wattup you know who built this place" and has to be redirected like a distracted dog.

- He is trying to be so cool and casual and nonchalant. He's so chill and cool and nonchalant in fact that he breaks a personal fucking record for how long it takes him to get Shane's legs around him. (42 seconds. I counted.)

- Starting to think that Shane has Doritos at the Cottage because he's being fully sublimated into it by Ilya's shoulder to waist ratio. Like it is that serious.

- He's literally prowling I do not know what else to say. Shane should feel fucking hunted the minute that door opens and all he does is go "Okay 🥰" like he never. Stood. A. Chance.

#accurate #ilya rozanov #hollanov #heated rivalry

vangoghcore

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michaelnordeman

Wilma. Värmland, Sweden (13 June 2026).

#tumblr hieroglyphics #CRYING #TO SHREDS YOU SAY

lapetitepedestre

"Sorry..."

(Click for a better quality & reblogs appreciated)

#ugh that SCENE #hollanov #heated rivalry #fanart

redsixwing

Hey, Bandcamp users. You have probably already heard, but Bandcamp was bought by a music licensing firm, and laid off half its staff "as a cost cutting measure."

I will be downloading everything I purchased from Bandcamp and keeping an eye on it.

In a significant shift of ownership, Bandcamp, the renowned digital music marketplace, has officially transitioned from its previous owner,

#goddamn :((((#bandcamp

mothsartart

trying some new brushes, so here’s another ilya!

#I love your ilya #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry #fanart

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