one day ilya walks into the livingroom with a collar and a leash and both anya and shane gets up from the couch

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one day ilya walks into the livingroom with a collar and a leash and both anya and shane gets up from the couch

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āWhat are you waiting forā there has to be a perfect moment where the door is open and my real life is on the other side waiting for me and if I wait long enough for just the right moment then maybe just maybe no one will hate me for going through that door. Maybe theyād even understand why had to do what I did to get there.
wait i forgot about my favorite low stakes headcanon which is that sasha from heated rivalry grows up to be stefon
Happy 30th Anniversary Xena: Warrior Princess!
i'm curious to know what all of you were into before hollanov infected your brain 7 months ago

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Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.
Let's ambush mama! š¼
"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"
"Pallas kittens."
The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.
just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as womenās hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)
THAT IS HOW THEY GET KILLED BLOCKING SHOTS ALSO THEY ARE HOT IN ARMOR BECAUSE ARMOR. CMON NOW.
C'mon.
Predil Lake - Author: XOXOAndXenon
The Hollanova muse has struck again.
To the Clouds
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jane Hollander/Lilya Rozanova
Summary: Jane arrives at a rendezvous and discovers Lilya looks, uh, different.
A/N: This fic is pre-"Bubbling from Below." In my head, it's in that stretch of years building towards the Tuna Meltdown.
As always, thanks to @sadcypress for holding my hand even when I'm supposed to be writing other things and then the Hollanova muse comes and, how did Lilya put it, bonks me in the head with her vagina.
Read the tags please.

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Val dāOrcia, Italy (by Maurizio)
Alaska - Author: Shot-Parking7704
Most shows Iāve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.
So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.
Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.
Itās only unrealistic because he said he finished it.
Heās obviously lying, so itās very realistic.
Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. Heās an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main characterā¦ā¦and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.
B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.
ETA: gifset not mine, I think itās from @msjessicaday
Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it āThe Good Place.ā
Love a fic that presents itself as a collection of in-universe texts. Tweets describing the plot of the original text from the perspective of a layman. Essays and reports written by diegetic academics and journalists. Massively downvoted reddit posts written by conspiracy theorists that accurately predict the plot. It slaps so hard
shoutout to the empire podcast peeps for doing a mount rushmore of movie chefs and specifically bickering over which hannibal lecter version would be there, only going with hopkins because mikkelsen was on tv, and one of them still arguing for it in the end because janice poonās food was so beautiful

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anytime Shane loses his glasses around the house, as all glasses wearers do, Ilya makes it his LIFE MISSION to find them
Shaneās like, āI promise itās fine. Iāll just read laterā but Ilyaās already frantically emptying every drawer in the house, desperate to not miss out on free 3d porn
"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"
"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."
"Uh huh. And what he got?"
"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."
"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"
"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."
".....?"
"Keeps me on my toes."