boring butch

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

hold on i have to do everything

I'm hearing doctor who has finally been canceled, killing the final head of the superwholock hydra. it's over. we did it.

Swing state gothic

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

well you see we're the new pdf