boring butch

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

Curiously "that's stagnant" also has a negative connotation

“if the knicks win nyc will be destroyed” “if the knicks win nyc will get set on fire” everybody wants to be philadelphia so damn bad

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Just hopped off the plane at lax and I really don’t wanna give the Californians anything but it does feel amazing outside

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

I believe he is a girl but not anytime soon

IT'S THE MOTHER FUCKING UNITED STATES OF NEW YORK CITY RAAAAAAAAAA