boring butch

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

it'd be really funny to me if an extremely intimate part of the eridian mating process is cohabitating together, esp if they mate for life. bc rocky would return home with the knowledge that he's basically married to this guy and everyone he knows would see it that way as well, and grace Would Not Understand this, at least not right off the bat. i mean one must imagine there were some Charged encounters on the Mary (how does one privately jerk off when their roommate can hear like literally everything lol) but he's fully convinced they're just roommates with some awkward bits thrown in. meanwhile rocky is sweating like. fuck. there's no going back. he watched me eat and we lived together for 16 years. i have to introduce this guy to my family. i have to do a bunch of other courting customs to seal the deal. i have to make sure he and adrian get along. and what is the media going to think when they find out he's only in his 40s. oh my god i'm going to jail

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual