motherfucking down to motherfucking clown

“You’re just getting into hockey and driving up ticket prices because of the gay hockey show” EHH INCORRECT ❌🙅‍♀️ i got into hockey years ago because of the gay hockey comic

on a scale of fix it felix to b. dylan hollis eric 'bitty' bittle is the exact midpoint

The whole “queer actors playing queer roles” discussion is the reason check please hasn’t been live actioned yet btw they’re trying to hire queer actors but they can’t find an authentic twink to play Eric Bittle who wouldn’t shatter like glass after the first choreographed check. Heard they might get a skinny butch from Portland to cross dress for the role.

I think we as a fandom need to grow up and acknowledge that Ransom and Holster very likely have a finance podcast by now. I’m sorry but we can’t keep ignoring it like this even though it hurts

most key thing to remember re: nurseydex is that that is NOT their best friend. bc for both of them their best friend is and always will be Chris ‘Chowder’ Chow, for whom they will not stop fighting but would commit truly any amount of murder. chowder is always and forever the unspoken third person in that relationship. that’s their goalie dude like that’s their favorite fucking guy!!!!

Jack Zimmermann saw Shane sitting up in the middle of the night stewing over cap space and team rivalries and nodded along. Normal.