mr. the frog

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

This is the night lesbian tumblr peaked

stop trying to say I have aphantasia, nobody can actually see that fucking apple

if I had aphantasia, that would require people to be constantly ahllucinating, and I think that they are the real issue here

Genuinely though the idea of aphantasia is stupid, I don't think anyone can see an apple, they are all lying to me as a bit

Question to people with aphantasia, how do you see memories? Like for example if you wanted to remember what you ate for dinner last night, can you visually see what you ate based on your memory of it? Or maybe even something as familiar as the layout of your home?

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

Evil musician named Britney Fears

Gay musician named Britney Queers

fellow musician named britney peers

Audience musician named Britney Cheers

Skyscraper musician named Britney Sears

Wildlife Musician named Britney Deers

Car musician named Britney Steers

Formerly invisible musician named Britney Appears

we are the grandad's clothes you didnt thrift