There is no great revelation, no great secret.

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

as a person who is beyond saving i loveee giving life advice. waterlogged corpse at the bottom of the ocean reminding people to swim parallel to the shore to escape a rip current

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

digital ads arent just annoying, intrusive and privacy invading but they burn a significant amount of global energy usage. the exact numbers are hard to find because they get buried but estimates i saw when i researched this a few years ago (and was not subjected to a flood of ai generated articles) put it around 1% of yearly global energy usage