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her pussy is wise and the sex is enlightening

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

I watch one video on old Hollywood and I start drifting around the house demanding champagne, barbiturates and an MGM contract

*5 glasses of wine voice* I’m the goddamn Judy garland of this website

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

Aside from being pseudoscientific Malthusian nonsense, the real effect of half the planet dying in the space of a human lifetime would be the complete collapse of civilization, and while I know there’s a few “leftist” idiots who think that’s a good thing, it’s not.

subtle hinting is OVER i want open and direct ravenous thirsting

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

never beg anyone for anything. not time, not attention, not love, nothing