voted most evil advisor by no one

gender essentialism can literally never be woke btw. you can’t just go around calling people ontologically evil. what are you, calvinists?

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

stab scene intimacy coordinator

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”

Pray For Me

Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power

This counts as fan art

people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

ever see a blorbo from a media you haven't interacted with in so long and you get hit with all the blorbo feelings you haven't felt in a while so hard it feels like a stomach cramp

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo