mUSHY GRUNGE GANG OR DIE!!!1!!

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

What if everything gets better in 2016

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well