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You were new in town and had only gone next door to borrow a cup of sugar from your neighbour.

She offered you a drink but you didn’t see that she had added a little “something” to it

You vaguely remember drinking it and chatting to her on her sofa before suddenly the room started spinning and you felt very dizzy and sleepy

Your next memory is her on top of you taking you into a huge disposable nappy

You were on your back on her couch with a huge adult sized pacifier in your mouth

Everything was blurry and you felt so weak. You could barely stay awake

And all she did was keep talking to you in a slow exaggerated high pitched sing-song voice like you were a baby

She narrated her actions to you and repeated what she was doing. Each sentence finished with a rhetorical question

You remember her soft calm voice saying “Let’s change your nappy shall we? We don’t want you to make wee wees on the sofa do we?”

You felt so weak and helpless. You had no strength to resist what she was doing. “There. Isn’t that nice? Aren’t you going to make the best baby ever? Yes you are. You are going to be in nappies for me forever. You’d better get used to Mommy putting your nappy on you…”