Comfort me with apples

#girl help he’s making the same mistakes over again#and he’s not about to stand there and tell her she can’t because he’s been exactly where she is#btvs 5.17#btvs 7.17#OH! even the numbers match (via disco-tea)

you relate to monstrous characters because you have toxic shame and live in a society that has convinced you that innocent parts of yourself are grotesque. I relate to monstrous characters because I am evil. we are not the same.

"you seem pretty normal to me" all the better to shock and betray you later on when it suits me. due to my evil ways.

It’s crazy that most people don’t realize alcohol is one of the only drugs that has fatal withdrawal like the prevalence of people thinking the answer is to dump people’s liquor into the sink to “help” them is insane

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

my insider funeral knowledge is that if you're gonna get an obituary written, you should probably ask if they're using an AI tool to write it. because most funeral homes are now. and if you don't want your loved one's obituary to be regurgitated AI slop, you might have to specifically ask them not to use it. or to write it yourself, because they might just use it anyway and lie to you that they didn't.

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing