Comfort me with apples

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

dont be mad but i laid an egg in your bed and if you try to move it ill get really angry.

7 minutes in heaven in the criterion closet

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

that's a cat ✅️

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations