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how am I still alive after everything these two made me feel???

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hey @elodieunderglass your horsebackriding wouldn't let go of my brain so I made a (tiny) poster
A graphic with two stick figures riding horses on either side of a "no shrimp" sign. Text below reads "SHOULDERS OVER HIPS, you horrid shrimp." /End ID]
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Thank you so much oh my goodness. This is your reminder to unshrimp (if able)
oh hey this reminded me of a thing I wanted to tell you
recently I started a new job that involves a lot of bending/twisting, and picking up heavy stuff, and the best way I could get myself to actually do the "lift with your knees not with your back" thing, because those instructions are kind of not detailed enough, was to instead put the instruction of "point your BUTT at the GROUND" which works better cos it makes more sense to conceptualize. trying to reach into a box under waist height? don't bend at the waist to do that, that'll hurt your back. because you stuck your butt out instead of down. instead you gotta point your butt at the ground and bend your knees instead.
and a couple hours into the shift I was like. this sounds like a Killie thing I should tell Elodie. and then a couple more hours and I was tired and forgot.
Ohh! Thank you for telling me! This is exactly the sort of thing that Killie would be barking at his poor beanbag of a boyfriend:
Another way to think of it might be:
you are wearing a corset/safety vest/plate armour/super tight waistcoat that you’re not sure of/full binder or Spanx that you’re not 💯 sure of. Get to the ground without bending your waist and compromising this garment.
If this doesn’t mean anything particularly to you, because you haven’t worn one, then do feel free to purchase and wear a garment that forces a certain premeditation upon yourself.
Myself (and Charlie) wear an invisible corset, and use the resulting knee-movement to remind ourselves of how sexily supple and versatile we are in the knees and hips 😌
Killie would presume his back is straight and that his sit bones move down on command (as you do)
Someone like Derek, who is unsure of what “core muscles” are in the first place, might benefit from more severe instructions, like being told to balance an imaginary book on their head!
Good on you for making a big effort to lift properly! I am personally proud of your effort and also very proud of you
I have a related but somewhat opposing problem of trying to compensate for terrible/slightly damaged core and pelvic muscles by arching my back and using my upper torso muscles (and diaphragm I have been told by the people in charge of fixing this…) to compensate. My way of reminding myself to not do this is to imagine trying to stick my bellybutton to my spine. I don’t know why it works but it does!
That ^^ is precisely the way I learned to contract my abdominal muscles, which, after three pregnancies, remained so responsive that I could SUCK IN AND CONCEAL A FETUS AT SEVEN MONTHS’ DEVELOPMENT as a party trick. Each pregnancy was essentially shrink-wrapped to my body, and the third one particularly caused multiple Scans of Concern simply because this seemed strange. Highly recommend training up for this if applicable- a brilliant strategy for bewildering people and getting time off work
Wolf with a huge chum salmon that it caught in Fish Creek, SE Alaska
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shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏
Hey, did y'all see this?
I saw this when running newpipe. But wait, it gets deeper. I clicked on the details buttons and it said as of today, we have 83 days left until Google rolls out this new requirement for apps inside and outside of the google play store. If any developer disagrees with their new terms and fees, they will be blocked!
I'll share some of the info below:
Looks like they're trying to nuke the remaining privacy and freedoms we have left on the internet.
What to do?
-Get your developer friends to not comply to their new guides
- Sign the open letter on the site and take action by checking out the full resources list on their website as well!
To summarize, this is all daunting especially when you feel all alone with unfair and inhumane regulations comming out faster than improvements but we got this working together!
Share the link with your friends, family and anyone who will listen!
Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.
If you're in the US, I created a petition to make it easier to contact senators and congressmen.
Join 1 people. Google is trying to make people hand over government id in order to make an Android app. If they don't, then that app can't b
If you're not in the US, see if your country is listed here for whom to contact.
Wow, this also really puts onto perspective why google sucks as a search engine now too. Taking away the tools to do it yourself through shittification.
This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.
You are a degenerate faggot in the eyes of bigots whether you’re wearing a nice button down and slacks with combed hair or leather daddy kink gear. So stand with the freaks who will stand with you until the end—long after the bigots have abandoned you despite your claims to be “one of the good ones.”
This is the funniest way Brennan could have told them this at the end of a 4 hour and 37 minute episode and 18 minute cooldown

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me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*
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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there
High School in America in the 2000s.

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dog i gotta move like yesterday
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