Hey, Pobody's Nerfect

People can handle evil characters(for the most part--usually they twist their behavior and water it down) but people really can't handle good characters that lose their head or lose themselves and have a moment of fallen grace. Fandom has shown this time and time again. They really look at them as worse than the initial evil.

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

"Sam Says" is always a delight but my god.

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

Last night, I had a dream that included fem!Julien Davinos and Thaisha being bitchy lesbians together in a kinda toxic relationship. They were being gossipy together about something and it was a really brief image but it was pretty awesome

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?