someone texted the shop phone lmao, assumably to chat up one of our lady artists, and u know, i spend a lot of time around cishet men and yet it's always so utterly fascinating to directly interact with THIS type of cishet man
- the initial attempt to save face by acting like "Whatchya cookin'" was not a simple answer and i somehow was unnecessarily rude in my response, hence warranting hostility
- the pointless recontexualization of the peace symbol emoji??? because the way he originally meant it was apparently flirtatious so he had to make sure that it now meant something different and NOT gay ! !!!!
- the absolute brain blast of simple vs single, hell of a save my guy
- bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend
- "i don't take getting fucked with easy " is some shit you'd hear from the antagonist of the first episode of a shounen anime, the big guy that they set the mc against before getting thrashed to show how strong the mc is
- this reads like a 15 yr old looking up how to sound intimidating but i really hope this is like, a 30yr old guy who went, "how do i show this guy i'm very tough and heterosexual, what do tough heterosexual guys have, uhhhhh GUNS and uhhh OH CARS! nice
it's giving "i'll let you off with a warning" i'm just... i'm so far removed from the world where this sort of posturing is taken seriously that i'm a little star struck, i've only seen you in youtube reddit thread compilations omg FragileMasculinity-kun from my videos haiiiii đ¤Š