OwO

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

Yes.

what happens if you mix up suburban white mom “i cant function without coffee” facebook culture and edgy anime glittergraphix emo internet culture because i have an idea.

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

breaking news: the last surviving bostonian has been cleft in twain by a blade forged of pure philadelphium

one witness reports, "go birds"

Official Post of Massachusetts

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

Prince whose noblest knight keeps insisting that he would throw himself upon his own blade to bleed himself dry of sin should his liege request it has to reassure concerned citizens, "I've never asked him to do that."

"But you could, my liege!" the knight follows immediately.