plaudite, acta est fabula.

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

Lemme get a little sippy

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

I was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and I managed to get very lucky with my timing, this is quite possibly the funniest photo I’ve ever taken.

We need ASAP donations of blood, for people to spread the word, and for manager types to help facilitate others' donations. All blood types are needed, but universal donor blood (type O) is especially dire.

Canada is also in a blood shortage, not just the US. Even if you're not in the USA or Canada, maybe check locally, especially if it's summer where you are.

i love this guy

As is Tumblr law, ignore the dead name on my PayPal if you open it

To tell more of the story, I was severely underemployed throughout most of 2025 and ended up underwater with rent and utility bills. In early 2026 I vacated my rental and moved in with my girlfriend. Shortly thereafter I landed a full time job that was really great until my brain decided to shit the bed on me. When my mental health flared up in February, I lost my job after walking into traffic for the second time in a week. The plan was for me to take the time I needed to get back on my feet for good. I've unfortunately only just recently restarted therapy and gotten medicated again, and I've remained out of work because I'm winding up in death spirals on a pretty regular basis and I don't want a repeat of February. Donating here would improve the chances (though I should clarify, it by no means guarantees) that I am able to remain with her and focusing on improving my mental health instead of having to start back at square one with guaranteeing my continued survival. Maslow's hierarchy and all that jazz.

@sufficient-tenacity pretty good!!

Any help is appreciated including reblogs for reach💖

merwin

Apparently sport climbers use this word with a meaning of "technique, method." But for a horrifying, horrifying second there was the possibility in my mind that we were gonna talk about ABO in my fucking linguistics class