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dopeeeeeeshxt

Ayeeee

lightspeedsound

Adorable, beautiful magic

green-loaf

Guys, I think I might be gay

livsalot

girlnephew

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

abalidoth

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

marisatomay

Happy Pride

cryptonature

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

phantomchick

@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

bigratbastard

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spacemancharisma

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

spacemancharisma

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

boybeetles

SAD! fandom treats man-hating lesbian who canonically encourages the men around her to transition into women as a TERF instead of writing a shit ton of forcefem porn

boybeetles

I wouldn’t go that far

heartbreakrevolver

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

c-53

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

c-53

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

cipheramnesia

#mybrick

dramatic-dolphin

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

dramatic-dolphin

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

transmasc-wizard

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

krakenartificer

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

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awritersbro

if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

edgar-allan-possum

Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!

tlaquetzqui

Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.

mtfoss

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

luxwing

Lemme get a little sippy

bisexualadamparrish

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

nociceptrix

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

nociceptrix

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

anintelligentoctopus

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

immeasurably-frustrated-deactiv

I was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and I managed to get very lucky with my timing, this is quite possibly the funniest photo I’ve ever taken.

He scream.

:V

Dragon babies!

“We came to rescue you, master.” “Good job.”

kirabug-tumbles

BIIIIIIITE

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leshermes

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

c-rowlesdraws

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

charl0ttan

tam--lin

(7/30/26) The Red Cross just declared the second US blood crisis in its history.

Summer sees both a drop off in donations and, at least for our trauma center, a spike in traumas. Trauma centers across the US are in danger of running out of blood for our trauma patients TODAY, which is very scary but, unlike much of the other scary national news coming across our screens these days, is something you can help fix immediately and directly.

We need ASAP donations of blood, for people to spread the word, and for manager types to help facilitate others' donations. All blood types are needed, but universal donor blood (type O) is especially dire.

tam--lin

Useful notes and reminders from the reblogs:

Many things that previously made people ineligible have been rolled back. If you previously thought you were ineligible, please consider checking current guidelines!

While O- is the most dire need as it can be safely given to anyone in an emergency, all types are needed! Our emergent release blood is being pulled for patients who have a high chance of death if they don't get blood within the hour. Once they're stabilized, they can have their type confirmed and get blood of a specific, matching type released to them so that O- can go to the patients who need it most.

Canada is also in a blood shortage, not just the US. Even if you're not in the USA or Canada, maybe check locally, especially if it's summer where you are.

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