exhausted, and yet rich in wisdom,

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

hard to leave Tumblr for any period of time because someone could drop a vital piece of personal lore that's essential to unlocking whatever they are vaguely posting about for the next several months/years

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him