mooperdooper

she's such a fucking icon for this tbh

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

Say hello to my little hi

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

stitch incoming