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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

congrats on re-creating do you like the colours of the sky, lads

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

When I turned 34 I declared I had officially outlived both Alexander the Great and Jesus, and that my next target was Napoleon, who died when he was 54. I might need to procure a small portrait of Napoleon to provide me with perspective. "Oh, you're anxious about an upcoming social event? I was at Waterloo."

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

this is so close to 1 million notes, man 😭

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.

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