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My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went “I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot” and I went “enough to peel my pistachios for me?” And he laughed and said “yeah exactly” before carrying on giving me more

the proliferation of "their bond transcends the romantic and the sexual" rhetoric to this god damn day is so fascinating like imagine saying that and going home to your spouse. i love you honey but not as much as people who don't have sex with each other and also avoid defining their relationship. your wife who just read maurice is gonna kill you with a frying pan

wholesome doomerpilled simp falls for a smol weeby tiktok egirl. what happens next will make you want to lift several cinderblocks with rope and pulleys and drop them on the back of your own head in a maneuver known as the “cement guillotine” 

does anyone else remember the foxhole court bc that was so insane. for awhile the biggest thing on tumblr was a self published book series that no one outside of this website has ever heard of and that was never even published in physical form about a guy who fakes his name, age (by one year) and identity to join a sports team for a fake sport that the author invented for the series despite the fact that it was literally just lacrosse, after being on the run and changing his name hundreds of times because his mobster dad tried to sell him to a rival sports team that was actually owned by the japanese mafia. or something like that. and then every single subsequent thing that happened was somehow more batshit soap opera plotlines. this was literally the most popular book series on tumblr and was put on book rec lists alongside like, the great gatsby and donna tartt books. if I didn’t remember it so clearly I would assume I hallucinated this

oh and to be clear this series was not set in japan, the japanese mafia just owned an american college sports team and was super invested in it for some reason