home. the long way round

I love Alison so much. She’s a housewife who thinks she’s nothing extraordinary but when things start getting nuts she arms herself and she uses her hot glue gun and her craft scissors sorted by color to torture her husband for answers. But she still puts a helmet on him before she pushes him down the stairs, because that’s her husband, after all.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

people who dismiss any man/woman ship as 'hetslop' are so boring. first of all those fuckers are bisexual, second of all you will never know the epic erotic highs of the romangerri bathroom scene or the horrific heartbreaking lows of mcwexler divorce

better call saul really is the funniest show ever for putting jimmy and kim in those dead wife montage sheets smiling and giggling at each other except she doesnt die and also theyre talking about drugging a man and shaving him bald

starts with c and we all love it

call me maybe by carly rae jepsen