home. the long way round

The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it's you, and that you're standing in the doorway

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

Also listen I know I'm cloyster's only fan but the fact that Pokemon has never made a single cloyster plushie ever is a crime. They've made a palosand plushie. They've made a mr rime plushie. They've even made a goddamn dark wings necrozma plushie. But never a cloyster. The Pokemon Company hates me specifically

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

Someone in the Anime Expo artist alley is selling Balatro keychains and I can't believe I personally manifested that

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

Goodbye gay june hello rpf july