home. the long way round

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

we used to have poppy li on television

I love Alison so much. She’s a housewife who thinks she’s nothing extraordinary but when things start getting nuts she arms herself and she uses her hot glue gun and her craft scissors sorted by color to torture her husband for answers. But she still puts a helmet on him before she pushes him down the stairs, because that’s her husband, after all.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

people who dismiss any man/woman ship as 'hetslop' are so boring. first of all those fuckers are bisexual, second of all you will never know the epic erotic highs of the romangerri bathroom scene or the horrific heartbreaking lows of mcwexler divorce