Dress like an English Gentleman

The Four Disk Horsemen

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

I love her so much ♥️

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.