Dress like an English Gentleman

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

i need a full version of this pls

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG

They say there are other worlds out there beyond the stone sea, but I think that's stupid nonsense.

STOP THIS IS TOO GOOD!!!

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest