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i know not why or wherefore but

On promises, and compromises.

it's been raining a lot in the uk lately, and i love folk music. here's a fic about those things, more or less. also helen and siegfried, again, who compel me.

#all creatures great and small #siegfried farnon #helen herriot #mrs hall #we're having fun out here #experimenting with shipping content. but coming at it very sideways.#this is your captain speaking #relentless self-promotion

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smeared1992

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

east-south

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that

derinthescarletpescatarian

#if they don't like being called bin chickens then they should stay out of the bins

I'm sure they would LOVE to do that but unfortunately we turned their habitats into cities and farms so now they gotta look for other places where their long beaks specialised to dip into muck and water looking for tasty crustaceans can be put to use finding them food.

zoazoaa

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

zoazoaa

s-t-a-r-c-o

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

sator-the-wanderer

I raise it to

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batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

watasnak

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

aflo

Settlers of catan

toboldlymuppet

im here for jackson bearwife healy

homunculus-argument

Would you rather be hunted down by...

five ancient Greek furies (unarmed)

fifty modern German furries (with crossbows)

Voting ended onMar 4, 2025

bullet-proof-butch

Is the German-ness of these furries a reference to something?

homunculus-argument

No, it just felt unfair to me personally that the furies get assigned a nationality and the furries don't.

devilmeows

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

devilmeows

translation for the english speakers:

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

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dionysaurier

Wer auf deutsch Malte heißt, heißt auf Englisch Drew.

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

#i'm going to join the ranks of richard and rafe and just work for him until he dies #so awesome

driften-sea-snake

M&L cromwell: oh no, i was never a carpenter. i was good at breaking down doors, not fixing them

all of his friends: hey man maybe don’t constantly joke about your lowborn origins at court?

M&L cromwell: damn, you’re right. i’ll chill out

*the next day*

henry: my lord crumb must have once been a shepherd, the way he treats me like a lamb to lead

M&L cromwell: no your majesty, i was never a shepherd. it was my job to paint a pig white, so we could try to convince the shepherd we were returning his lost sheep. for a reward, of course

henry: …

M&L cromwell: when it was dark we’d steal the pig back and repeat the scheme the next day

grandturtleperson

— The Mirror & the Light, Hilary Mantel

creepymutelilbugger

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

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carbon-ate

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