Scaredy Cats

Taylor when being asked why her meticulously planned wedding incurred every bad luck superstition, bad omen, bad sign for a couple, excluded everyone who wasnt also a coworker from the wedding party, walked down the aisle to a song she has purposefully associated with being groomed as recently as last month, used her ttpd font and a lyric that implies the relationship will end in flames

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

Allow me?

the pressure to have a fulfilling weekend hangs heavy in the friday evening air

aye aye captain

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

favourite things about the tayvis wedding:

I sat behind the same girl in class all year and I was painfully jealous of her beautiful curly hair and I assumed she had just figured out some hair routine I didn't know, or had more time in the mornings than me, or was somehow more disciplined or just lucky. And then my friend talked to her one day and found out she gets 500$ perms and highlights 3 times a year. The answer was literally just money. The same friend found out that most of our classmates who I thought were just naturally smarter than me went to private highschools that cost 25k a year.