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>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

probablygoodrpgideas

No Nuance (N)Friday: Why do wizards live in towers?

Land is expensive, building tall is cheap

Stay away from civilians if something explodes up high

Easy to defend against angry peasants

Reconnaissance (Scry spells are hard)

More Aether/Mana/Whatever up high

Guild Requirements

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numberlover1729

magic leakage. some of a wizard's magic aura causes their home to grow, and if there are building around it, it goes up

judblanc

jud is so ripe for a sequel bc he is repeatedly shown to be sick to near-literal death of the way the catholic church/religious institutions in general operate and people like him are known to leave and become writers/lecturers/theologists where he'd make good points about embracing the spiritual and the profound but is crucially Not trying to sell you on Big Church in fact he's critical of it and removes ideas of faith and forgiveness and community from that context. this would of course never happen within the knives out universe in a million years which is why i've stolen him

lilaccatholic

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

lilaccatholic

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

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pastabot

today is not my birthday

pastabot

reblog if your birthday is not today

venort

you will never in a million years guess what the next line is if you've never seen the OVA this is from.

nemesismess

#hint: it's the 'is this the episode where he loses the house' OVA

THE WHAT-

venort

Yknow, this one

venort

A poor investment

abrilstevens

bueckers2fudd

april come home the kids miss you pookie🫶

animentality

numberlover1729

Screenriters of Wargames 1983: In our film, we gave control of america's nuclear arsenal to a computer as a cautionary tale.

sawed-on-shotgun

the human body when you use it and exist in it

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did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

urgentkettle

Well Master Splinter, through the night, gave them names, taught them to fight, and from the sewers came a cowabunga

teenaged mutant, ninja turtles teenaged mutant, ninja turtles

altrbody

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

hereforthefunnyguys

januarydivide

@kewti-est

kewti-est

This is upsetting in ways that are very difficult for me to describe.

However.

I looked him up, and geez dude

So the styrofoam motif, is like, a thing he does

But he also does tatted up classical sculptures

And he seems to have a thing about breaking his own work

And other things. Like this marble boat that actually works:

You guys should go to his website, actually. It's extremely cool. 10/10 recommend, I am impressed.

biglawbear

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

biglawbear

The Lord sheareth me.

teaboot

“Jesus Shaves”

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horreurscopes

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

horreurscopes

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

lasrina

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

stephaniematurin

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

berkelbites

Ok reblogging this again because story time.

I work in tech, and much of what I do is support sales reps within the company by resolving errors with the software they use.

There is one sales rep who, every single time I send her a message or email with extremely specific instructions that will resolve her issue, does something completely different from what I tell her. Every time. Without fail. It is so glaringly obvious that she has never read even a single word that I have written to her.

So one day, she sends me a message that says little more than "(software) is broken, help"

So I do my standard song and dance of asking her what she's trying to accomplish, and what specifically is stopping her from doing that. And eventually, after much unnecessary back and forth, she tells me there's an error message. I ask her to send me a screenshot of the error message. She does.

The error message basically says, "these two required fields are blank. To resolve this, please fill in these two specific fields, and then click save."

So I take a few deep breaths.

Then I lie to her.

I message her back, saying "hey yeah, for some reason it's not loading that screenshot on my end. Could you type out the full text of the error message for me?"

She does.

I ask her if she still needs help.

She does not respond.

metellastella

I wonder if this is a symptom of anti-intellectualism, or if people who like to read are just inherently a different breed.

(to be fair, reading itself is an artificial invention, not strictly something our brains evolved to do)

(ergo, it potentially may be the inherent reason why a lot of people prefer video essays)

I would like to see some detailed anthropology surveys in countries that have decent literacy rates but haven’t been super extensively influenced by American anti-intellectualism culture.

siryouarebeingmocked

There's a line in Good Omens that says a certain bank of displays and alerts have to make a big fuss every time, because they might get ignored by other alerts if they didn't at least beep.

People naturally filter out a lot of information. If you don't, it's usually considered a serious disorder. People try to find shortcuts. People try to avoid processing writing if they don't have to.

This happens everywhere.

I've also observed similar behavior in people who are very much not American.

It's not an American thing.

I don't think it's even anti-intellectualism.

numberlover1729

in the wild, the slightest sound could lead to DEATH. hen e moved to civilization, we learned to ignore the little noise, but over did it

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