Beautiful and Terrible as the Cheesecake Factory

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

ijust wish every trans woman was financially stable,,

BUY MY WIFE LUNCH NOW. or else......

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

Black Vulture couple locate Crested Caracara bisexual unicorn across the bar in a rare W for all parties

I think I'd make a great minion to an evil queen or something. I've got that "i'm just a little guy" energy and I love evil women but its not like a sex thing for me I just think they're fun. I'd say "yes mistress" and "right away your evilness" and i'd almost never get defenestrated or tossed into any pits

Softer than goblin skull👍