Beautiful and Terrible as the Cheesecake Factory

I mean, Mainstream Respectable Opinion also seems to think talking about stuff like racism and bigotry causes racism and bigotry, and that politicians are not responsible for the outcomes of their policies, so I'm not sure I care much about Mainstream Respectable Opinion.

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

and i mean yknow i feel somewhat conflicted about saying that. because, like, i don't think the usa's racist brutality is suddenly worse because it's happening to prestigious athletes or referees, right, i don't want to come across the same as US libs being like "the orange man is even targeting the innocent ones!". like the usa's racism should be condemned at all times, and there are people who have been put into concentration camps or bombed or starved by sanctions who have ultimately been harmed by it far more than any world cup team, that should absolutely be the primary and greater issue at hand. it's just, specifically in the context of sports and sportsmanship, treating other nations' athletes, officials, and fans like this should be completely disqualifying for hosting an event, you know? even when taken apart from everything else, even apart from the obvious cruelty of it, and i think that and the way FIFA denies that obvious truth is worth noting at least, if one is going to talk about sports at all

Everyone say thank you black women

LOUDER!!

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

Actually I've decided this is a poem

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

sorry, Dr. Dude

Dude et. al.

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

I thought this was the bot that generates random verbs for this comic, but nope! This is just the original.