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Grace: You know, I think it would be nice to experience winter

Eridian science team: Of course. Around 20*C/68*F winter temperatures, question?

(They've been keeping it at 25*C/77*F)

Grace:

Grace: That's, like, a mild spring day.

Eridian science team: Understood. What is winter temperature on Earth, question?

Grace: Well, depends where you go. Where I grew up, the coldest winters were, uh, around freezing? Just a bit above or below it, usually. But I grew up in a pretty warm climate. California is famous for mild winters. In fact humans ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵘʳᵛⁱᵛᵉ ᵗᵉᵐᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᵘʳᵉˢ ᵒᶠ…

Eridian science team:

Eridian science team: What the fuck, question?

Grace: Oh, well, Earth has a much, much colder climate than here! We already knew this. What's winter like here?

King Arthur at Tintagel

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

CHARACTERS KISSING HALL OF FAME GALLERY:

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).