Living Is The Greatest Adventure

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[id: cross-stitch of large block letter words "THIS IS FINE", made entirely of tiny repeating cross-stitched " FUCK"s. End I'd]

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

While this is a bad feature because it is keylogging, and is something that you should disable, it is not technically AI in the same way that ChatGPT or Grok are, and is not a new feature - it is old enough to be in early releases of Win10 (where the description is largely the same but does not mention the dubious "These stats are stored only on this device and..." disclaimer).

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

Jörmungandr is trying to catch a plane they are late for ragnarok

wdym you can hear it?

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

YO what the FUXK

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you