So This Is a Thing That Happened

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'