So This Is a Thing That Happened

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

Graham Cracker down

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

Under the rotting linoleum, she finds old gods.

Hon had better be wearing her respirator old gods are NOT good for the lungs

#OSHA wants you and your lungs safe from old gods and new upstarts (corporations)

I mean, he knocked once for "Yes" and twice for "No", doesn't that count?