Literally just hanging out and vibing weeeee

In my next life I will be reborn as #ok.

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

God forbid women do anything

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

i do really hope that one day we look back one this current surge in women’s sports as an important stepping stone to mixed gender sports being the norm. i hope one day women get to play on the same stages as men and people look back on segregated sports as something strange and archaic. and i hope the era of professional sports being mostly for men is near entirely forgotten and seen as appalling when it is remembered.

Is making a lot of incredibly shitty, possibly bad or outright horrifying mistakes actually a viable survival strategy in life? Maybe even a wise one?