Mathoo | Rot8erConeX

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

Having a giant forcibly fix your sleep schedule by picking you up and taking you bed when you ask them to and hugging you as you lay down with them. The giant's goal is to get you so comfy and comfortable you have no other choice but sleep.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

being overly cautious of men makes the concept of gentle male giants so insanely appealing to me because oh my gosh. What do you mean you are literally physically capable of so much harm, capable of dehumanization and weaponizing masculinity, capable of belittling and erasing any desire to embrace femininity for the sake of a traditional dynamic, yet we’re SO gentle. So careful. Lowering your voice, making your actions known before they’re performed, making it feel GOOD to just be little and protected 😭 like, going from being overly cautious and terrified to actually trusting a male presence because this giant has done nothing but prove you’re precious and worth taking care of. Being seen as beautiful and in need of affection. Casual boyishness on a controlled level for your comfort. Devotion. Maturity. Being a soft spot to someone tough. Especially scenarios where this huge guy is doing something so ridiculously gentle like brushing hair with a mini brush between their fingers. Smoothing down skirt fabric between two fingers. Pinching cheeks. It all means so much more when it’s expectations being subverted.

Oh you GET IT

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal