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if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

The fact that you never deleted like… Icon

i enjoy the mountain goats but sometimes their lyrics just sound like someone who’s hungry and doesn’t realize it

“I hope you die I hope we both die hand in unlovable hand” my guy this captures the exact feeling of when you don’t realize you haven’t eaten in 18 hours. Go have some pasta.

@upthawolves @karvinacorp

@nezushion

we'd be spared a lot of gifted kid discourse if some of you would just admit to yourselves that you grew up thinking you were superior to everyone else and now you're deeply insecure after realizing that you're not actually all that special

everyone in the notes like "that's what we were already saying" missed the point here entirely bc what im getting at is not just being disappointed in yourself for not living up to expectations. it's the unspoken part where "not living up to expectations" = "doing as well as people i always looked down on, working jobs that i thought were beneath me, still feeling bitter about it years later bc i havent let go of my elitism and i still kinda think i inherently deserve better"

TIL, that the band “Tramp Stamps” were sadly blowed up by the IRA. All members died instantly 

frankenstein is about self loathing and recognition through the Other. it’s about the original sin. it’s about what we owe to our creations and each other. it’s about internalized homophobia and the monstrosity of a man desiring another man. it’s about Romance. it’s about romance. it’s about playing god. it’s about being transgender. it’s about the absent fathergod. it’s about society. it’s about unethical medical experiments. it’s about gay college dropouts. it’s about a big nasty monster dude who is, and i cannot stress this enough, spooky

The way some people actually have to ask shit like "um did Prince Phillip do something problematic?" is amazing. So many people who somehow are extremely familiar with internet social justice politics but have actually borderline zero knowledge of history or of huge swathes of real world political issues.

(bumbling around with no comprehension, confused as all shit, dazed from pure dumbfoundedness) uhhh is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi one of those creepy anti-anti fanfic authors? I keep seeing people say they're bad but nobody is posting the receipts?????