today i learned

TIL, that if you don't leave cookies and milk out for the Christmas Wizard, hes taking shit out of your fridge

TIL, that gooning behind the wheel is actually not prohibited

TIL, that Uber also offers "Uber Walker" services, where an independent uber contractor can walk you to your destination on a leash and you crawl on 4s and if you stop walking they can hit you with dog-beating stick

TIL, that eating a bowlful of spaghetti straight up filling and tasty Low key

TIL, that most people would rather be in prisoned than have an honest chat with an introvert

TIL, that in Greece you are allowed to hunt dogs with impunity

TIL, that you can enjoy ice cold ouzo

TIL, that in lesbian/wlw spaces noone gives a crap about my rpg maker game all they give a fuck about is ALF THE ALIEN 

TIL, that if you search “Orc Erotica” on the Google image search you might like what you see, and there is more where that came from  

TIL, that Ronald Reagan’s second wife, Nancy Reagan, supposedly gave him a Delta P blow job that left his pennis “unrecognizable “

TIL, that before Queen Elizabeth was hospitalized on 8th september 2022, she was participating in a ranked online Tekken 8 tournament playing as “Royal Jack” 

TIL, that at the Universeity of California, Berkeley, a worm and a fly collided at high speed in a laboratory at the University. The worm was traveling at approximately 1 meter per second and the fly was traveling at approximately 2 meters per second. The impact of the collision caused the fly to be knocked unconscious and the worm to be killed instantly.

TIL, that Sonic’s birthday is June 23rd because during Yuji Naka’s visit to Tokyo on June 23rd 1990 a hedgehog ran across his path. Without missing a beat, he kicked it into the air, sending it flying into a nearby garbage can

TIL, that the psychologist Jordan Peterson is scared of Minecraft because of herobrine. He says that herobrine is "the embodiment of pure evil" and that he's "never seen anything like it." He says that he's never going to play Minecraft again

TIL, that the band “Tramp Stamps” were sadly blowed up by the IRA. All members died instantly 

TIL, that Bernie Sanders fapped at the inauguration

TIL, that he was found shot to death in the desert despite the fact he was found wearing a bulletproof vest He had been shot once in the back of the head with a bullet from his pistol, which was lying beside him Had clipped a $2 bill inside his underwear