do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[Image description: Drawing of a neon tetra asking "Do you want to play dead bodies with me" and getting a thumbs up. The neon tetra and a grey Tumblr anon float face down in the water. End description.]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say sports rpf

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

my advice to tha youth: hang out with ur friends

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is