My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

the worlds last funny image has died in captivity

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville