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I finally went and disabled all my mods and booted up the game to get screenshots so now I can pass judgement on the vanilla saddles. hooray.
The Saddle:
Aesthetics: it's kinda giving roadkill. I cannot fathom the mind of whoever designed this. I guess it kind of evokes the fantasy ice age element of the game's visual design, if you squint, but I'm not sure why they went with that over just. anything else. I'm the dragonborn of legend and my horse deserves better than this. 3/10
Practicality: it's probably fine to sit on, if whatever animal it's made of had thick enough fur to counteract the baffling mess that is the saddle tree. despite the total lack of any logic behind the overall design, it looks like someone did think about how the girth is attached and I think those two awkward leather bits are actually meant to be poking through the hide to connect with it. there's enough padding that it would probably be reasonably comfortable for the horse as long as the saddle tree isn't actually made of animal spines. I'm not happy about it, but I could probably ride in it fine if it's got more structural integrity than it looks like. 7/10
Realism: for some reason, despite the massive wealth of historical examples to choose from, the skyrim dev team decided to completely re-invent the concept of a saddle. nobody's ever made one like that. especially not the vikings. why does it have handlebars. like I know the archeological evidence of viking saddles is really sparse but there's enough of it to know they didn't look like that. I can't figure out what the saddle tree is made of but it's not metal or wood which, if I couldn't see what looks like unidentifiable bits of something's skeleton sticking out, would have been my only two guesses. the lack of stirrups also isn't period accurate for the regions/cultures skyrim is based on but again, that gets a pass due to presumed game engine limitations. sadly, that sliver of grace can't save it. 1/10
Psychological Damage: why is saddle tree bones. 7/10
The Bridle:
Aesthetics: no getting around it, that thing is ugly as hell. the design is clunky. the texture is bad (the fact that the bridle is clearly leather but it's color-matched to the fur saddle instead of any of the other leather in the game annoys me so much). the weight painting and rigging choices for the horse make the mesh look worse than it is but it didn't look great in the first place (the weight painting is also the reason the bit pokes through the face instead of sitting in the mouth, but as I covered in the elven armor set, I had no issue avoiding that problem when making my own bridle so they get no grace for it). the reins look even worse in motion because there are no actual bones for them, they're weighted to the head/neck/shoulder bones and it shows. I just know this bridle was made on a friday afternoon. it's recognizably a bridle though. 2/10
Practicality: aside from the bit poking through the face, it's not the worst bridle I've ever seen but it's not a very good one either. there's no throatlatch, which means there's a risk that that thing's just gonna slip right off over the ears if you pull back hard on the reins, which is likely because you're riding this horse into battle and shit happens. the risk is somewhat mitigated by the noseband but that presents its own problems, because it's directly attached to the cheek strap and could interfere with the bit. weight painting issues aside though, I know from messing around in blender that the bit is actually placed correctly in the mouth and it's a perfectly functional snaffle. we love a snaffle that's attached to the right things. 4/10
Realism: there have been all kinds of bridle configurations throughout history. but for all the reasons mentioned above, "noseband directly attached to cheek strap with no throatlatch and a snaffle bit" was not a popular one. I'm not sure I've ever actually seen it in the course of my research. I'm also, much like with the saddle, very unsure what aesthetic the decorative elements are even trying to evoke. but it is at least a recognizable attempt at a sensible bridle which is more than I can say for certain previously-covered glorified mods. 3/10
Psychological Damage: it's ugly and impractical, but it's also exactly the bridle you'd expect to see with that weird monstrosity of a saddle. 3/10
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As relentless rains pounded LA, the cityβs βspongeβ infrastructure helped gather 8.6 billion gallons of waterβenough to sustain over 100,000
As relentless rains pounded LA, the cityβs βspongeβ infrastructure helped gather 8.6 billion gallons of waterβenough to sustain over 100,000 households for a year.
Earlier this month, the future fell on Los Angeles. A long band of moisture in the sky, known as an atmospheric river, dumped 9 inches of rain on the city over three daysβover half of what the city typically gets in a year. Itβs the kind of extreme rainfall thatβll get ever more extreme as the planet warms.
The cityβs water managers, though, were ready and waiting. Like other urban areas around the world, in recent years LA has been transforming into a βsponge city,β replacing impermeable surfaces, like concrete, with permeable ones, like dirt and plants. It has also built out βspreading grounds,β where water accumulates and soaks into the earth.
With traditional dams and all that newfangled spongy infrastructure, between February 4 and 7 the metropolis captured 8.6 billion gallons of stormwater, enough to provide water to 106,000 households for a year. For the rainy season in total, LA has accumulated 14.7 billion gallons.
Long reliant on snowmelt and river water piped in from afar, LA is on a quest to produce as much water as it can locally. βThere's going to be a lot more rain and a lot less snow, which is going to alter the way we capture snowmelt and the aqueduct water,β says Art Castro, manager of watershed management at the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power. βDams and spreading grounds are the workhorses of local stormwater capture for either flood protection or water supply.β
Centuries of urban-planning dogma dictates using gutters, sewers, and other infrastructure to funnel rainwater out of a metropolis as quickly as possible to prevent flooding. Given the increasingly catastrophic urban flooding seen around the world, though, that clearly isnβt working anymore, so now planners are finding clever ways to capture stormwater, treating it as an asset instead of a liability. βThe problem of urban hydrology is caused by a thousand small cuts,β says Michael Kiparsky, director of the Wheeler Water Institute at UC Berkeley. βNo one driveway or roof in and of itself causes massive alteration of the hydrologic cycle. But combine millions of them in one area and it does. Maybe we can solve that problem with a thousand Band-Aids.β
Or in this case, sponges. The trick to making a city more absorbent is to add more gardens and other green spaces that allow water to percolate into underlying aquifersβporous subterranean materials that can hold waterβwhich a city can then draw from in times of need. Engineers are also greening up medians and roadside areas to soak up the water thatβd normally rush off streets, into sewers, and eventually out to sea...
To exploit all that free water falling from the sky, the LADWP has carved out big patches of brown in the concrete jungle. Stormwater is piped into these spreading grounds and accumulates in dirt basins. That allows it to slowly soak into the underlying aquifer, which acts as a sort of natural underground tank that can hold 28 billion gallons of water.
During a storm, the city is also gathering water in dams, some of which it diverts into the spreading grounds. βAfter the storm comes by, and it's a bright sunny day, youβll still see water being released into a channel and diverted into the spreading grounds,β says Castro. That way, water moves from a reservoir where itβs exposed to sunlight and evaporation, into an aquifer where itβs banked safely underground.
On a smaller scale, LADWP has been experimenting with turning parks into mini spreading grounds, diverting stormwater there to soak into subterranean cisterns or chambers. Itβs also deploying green spaces along roadways, which have the additional benefit of mitigating flooding in a neighborhood: The less concrete and the more dirt and plants, the more the built environment can soak up stormwater like the actual environment naturally does.
As an added benefit, deploying more of these green spaces, along with urban gardens, improves the mental health of residents. Plants here also βsweat,β cooling the area and beating back the urban heat island effectβthe tendency for concrete to absorb solar energy and slowly release it at night. By reducing summer temperatures, you improve the physical health of residents. βThe more trees, the more shade, the less heat island effect,β says Castro. βSometimes when itβs 90 degrees in the middle of summer, it could get up to 110 underneath a bus stop.β
LAβs far from alone in going spongy. Pittsburgh is also deploying more rain gardens, and where they absolutely must have a hard surfaceβsidewalks, parking lots, etc.βtheyβre using special concrete bricks that allow water to seep through. And a growing number of municipalities are scrutinizing properties and charging owners fees if they have excessive impermeable surfaces like pavement, thus incentivizing the switch to permeable surfaces like plots of native plants or urban gardens for producing more food locally.
So the old way of stormwater management isnβt just increasingly dangerous and ineffective as the planet warms and storms get more intenseβit stands in the way of a more beautiful, less sweltering, more sustainable urban landscape. LA, of all places, is showing the world thereβs a better way.
The infrastructure to make the county more "spongy" is also used in the dry season to remediate contaminated groundwater and to return recycled water to the aquifers.
There have also been some pilot projects to make flood-prone neighborhoods more spongy on a small scale by distributing water barrels (to hold more water out of the storm drain system) and regrading the edges of roads in areas without sidewalks to allow for greater ground infiltration. I've been studying this for a while because we had to deal with a grading problem that caused a lot of water to build up against our foundation (thankfully poured concrete rather than a raised foundation, but it's still not great). There's a lot of small scale ways to reduce runoff that contribute to the overall sponginess while improving quality of life in other ways.
Making the average yard (at least in the Midwest) more capable of holding water is so easy that it's nuts that more people don't do it. Every bit you put back into the soil instead of letting run off mitigates flooding and stores water in the ground for dry periods.
The mantra for rainwater management is slow it down, spread it out, soak it in. Water soaks into the ground more easily when it moves slowly, so plant every bit of soil you can. You can force water to move over stones or other obstacles to slow it down as well. If you can spread the water over a larger area, it will naturally move more slowly, also soaking in more easily.
Rain gardens are just shallow depressions, usually 6" to 12" deep at most, designed to to hold water for 24 or 48 hours until it soaks into the ground. All you need is a shovel and plants native to your area that have deep roots.
I made a rain garden in my front yard that takes the discharge from my sump pump as well as a gutter. Even in a big storm, I have no runoff from that side of the yard. I have been know to take videos of my rain garden in a storm and send them to my gardening friends. Check out the rainscaping page at Missouri Botanical Garden for more methods of managing rainwater.
Iβm putting on my Debbie Downer, major buzzkill hat but the latest episode of Weird Kids triggered one of my pet peeves:
I get not knowing this if you didnβt grow up around them but the Amish are not a charming curiosity, they are a cult who have been allowed to flourish unchecked in the US for hundreds of years and are pretty terrible in multiple ways.
Those puppy mills you hear about getting raided in Pennsylvania where dozens of dogs are rescued from abusive conditions? The news never covers this part for some reason but - Amish. The Amish actually donβt believe that animals have souls and think god gave them to people to be worked to death. Iβve seen how they treat their horses and it will haunt you.
The way they treat women and girls is also abhorrent and would be reportable as abuse and child abuse if the Amish werenβt able to get out of ever facing social or legal consequences in the name of freedom of religion. Theyβll say they βdonβt participate in governmentβ but showed up in droves to vote for Trump in the 2016 and 2024 elections because βGod doesnβt want a woman to be presidentβ. Theyβre hypocrites about the technology thing too. Do you know most Amish people have cell phones? They keep them in a shed on the edge of the property and only turn them on for business reasons, but they definitely have them because money overrules faith every time. Oh did I mention lots of them are filthy rich from selling tobacco and just sit on the money without giving back to the community at all or being properly taxed on it because βfreedom of religionβ?
The Amish get away with being awful because theyβre a cult whoβs been sort of grandfathered in to US culture and theyβve been sold as a charming tourist attraction and curiosity. They make great baked goods but they are a social evil that it enrages me that our government not only tolerates but encourages.
if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills
where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*
this is exactly why I love talking about historical passive heating and cooling techniques
oh wow the glass-tower office buildings we constructed when we thought air conditioning and central heating would never have downsides...have downsides?
and we're still building them?
while the Victorian house museum where I work, with thick walls and small windows and big wooden shutters stays ~10 degrees above (winter) or below (summer) the outside temperature for days on end with no help at all?
uh. okay then
(also public transit. the history of public transit in the US is infuriating, because we had it! and then we destroyed it!)
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if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
amused that after the "tesblr is dead" posts i decided to start reblogging more tes stuff and immediately lost what little interaction i was getting from my followers
like it was at most 4-5 likes a day on various things so I'm not remotely surprised or upset (they aren't and weren't even My posts, i just reblog shit) just, wow that's a very clear dropoff lmao
i love the word jumbotron. the most american word, beating out any sad contender the likes of βburgerβ. immediately you get βjumboβ, the most american size; land of the Big Gulp. βtronβ, like the movie, implying some vague cybernetic concept that hints at its purpose. then you find out, oh, itβs the giant screen at football games. the thing that sometimes puts you on blast for the most mortifying 45 seconds of your life, if you are so lucky. feel like (or become) a star, however briefly. get your affair blasted on national tv. everything about the word speaks to such an american way of living. huge fan
Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.
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Question of the week: What are their religious beliefs?
Worship and belief aren't lacking in Tamriel, there are many different beliefs from the different races and cultures. How one goes about it also differs from person to person. Not all deities are looked upon to kindly from the general population. So, who do they worship and why? Is their religious belief deeply intertwined with their personal life? Do they practice ancestor worship too? Is what they belief even something more common?
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Maur was raised under the Imperial Divines and hasn't put a lot of effort into divesting from or leaning into that. Suppose you could say she views them like neglectful or absentee parents, which, almost definitely some projection going on there. Are they real? Almost definitely. Do they have an active role in her life? Not that she can see. (Is she mad about that? Not that she'll admit. She is totally fine and unbothered and doesn't need any parents gods mucking up her cool fun life.)
This doesn't mean she doesn't hold onto some old habits, though; she just doesn't class them as "worship" or "faith". As an apprentice Ranger she was taught to respect Kynareth and Hircine both as stewards of the wildlands. (Hircine more in a "here's how to avoid his attention and/or keep the peace" way than a true worship, although I imagine the job dedicated to hanging out alone in the woods most of the time probably attracted a number of people with less... conventional beliefs than the official church would like.) She avoids killing foxes, sets aside a portion of her kills as tribute, is careful to not waste anything and to be a polite guest when traveling off the roads. If she finds a shrine she'll tidy it up and leave a little offering.
The closest thing to a true spiritual belief and practice in her life is being dragonborn. With first the Greybeards and then Paarthurnax she picks up meditation and introspection, learns to reflect on what and who she is, can be, wants to be. A living piece of a world that is constantly changing even as it stays exactly the same, not just an angry, reactive kid struggling to be allowed to exist. This is where she finds peace and meaning.