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littlemut

oh for sure

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

vulturevanity

hate what people did to the dead dove tag

vulturevanity

mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.

It's NOT a catch-all term for "uhhh this may be fucked idk". TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.

srdcovka

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mxjackparker

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

mxjackparker

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

mxjackparker

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

coalashslurry

burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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homunculus-argument

Day 160/365 of listing something good I saw today:

Met up with this guy I've worked with for a collab as he was visiting finland. He's a foodie and wanted to try a restaurant with genuine traditional finnish foods. It was weird seeing someone be at a fancy restaurant and order fish soup that looked exactly the same as the fish soup we had at school lunch on a regular basis for 10 years of school. It's good soup, though. Never seen squeaky cheese be served with cinnamon sauce, either. He was a fun guy too, and I know that reading this he'd leap at the opportunity to make a mushroom pun.

homunculus-argument

Just as the starter dishes came he discreetly dug up two pills and put them on the table, asking me if I've ever done real drugs, like LSD. I was trying to figure out how to explain that I'd be down to try, in some other kind of circumstances, but stumbling home high on unidentified substances unexpected would stress the shit out of my boyfriend, and I don't want to do something like that to him.

I had just explained that I've never gotten the opportunity to try them, when his pokerface maxed out and he lost his shit laughing. He was fucking with me. Those were his motherfucking diabetes pills.

mickstart

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

mickstart

Demonitizing Irish people's videos for having swear words in them is a kind of hate crime and psychological torture I think.

#i'm constantly worried since my finnish way of cursing does bleed into english as well #so dunno how it comes across when i've been told i sound scary as well anyways

goingtothebes

matching shirts for you and the bestie

depsidase

#everyday i thank my luck for buying mine just a lil before the prices skyrocketed #i don'f know what came over me just yea let's do it now #not like i knew pc parts but hhhhh i'll be stuck with these for a while

lindleland

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

lindleland

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

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hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

r0zeclawz

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

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