get it because its like 69

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

it is perfectly normal and casual to blow up your tits and ass to colossal, astronomical proportions

got a Hound, got a mutt, got an engineer or two. what we need now is a big boobs Handler.

hey bagingo real quick unrelated to anything what's your shoe size and your glove size and your coat size and your hat size and your estrogen size

Yknow twinning kink is pretty wonderful and amazing all things considered, but the risk of three or more of the same girl accidentally lining up and flashing twice before dissappearing and adding 300 points to your score per girl is one that should not be simply ignored, and yet it seems woefully underdiscussed in the community :/

"I got that dog in me " yeah the knot won't pull out and it's panting in my ear

okay there's half an idea rattling around in the ol' skull but i don't know if it's anything. it could be really cringe and stupid and i don't know how forgiving the mutt (or the mutt's audience, for that matter) are in that respect

of course it's also REALLY fun to just call the mutt 'mutt' or 'the mutt'. kinda cute, kinda demeaning. why would it need a name? it's just one of the mutts : )

Firing a fucking R9X missile at you

Firing a fucking R9X missile at you