get it because its like 69

sometimes washing your hair, getting 8 hours of sleep, and doing some writing doesn’t fix it so you have to start seriously considering that the enemy air force has deployed some sort of microwave based weaponry or something

Perhaps I should be clearer with things, ahem. I think a stronger, bigger, terrifying wolf girl fucking the shit out of me is hot, however wanna know what's hotter? Having the ability to melt said wolf girl with literally 2 words, and turn her back into a subby puppy at any time.

"accepting your powers as part of yourself is step one" - girl success manual

Genderfluid perverts have access to the little-known and mysterious "sapphic dykebreaking"

Its where you rape a lesbian until she starts liking girls instead of girls

was just telling my friends after raid that last night i got so annoyed at the high temperatures that i turned the sun into an anime girl and drew her gagged and tied up cuz i was mad and the substitute we had for raid (whom i thought had gotten up/left) unmuted and was like alright i'm heading out. i think i need to end it all

let's all cultivate a great malice toward all sentient beings

Gf took me to half price books. They got hyper in the military history section

Gf took me to half price books. They got hyper in the military history section

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

any sufficiently advanced map is indistinguishable from the territory.

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy