get it because its like 69

women keep trying to do evil mindbreak hypnosis on me by being nice to me and telling me i'm doing a good job and offering me treats and saying i'm a really good girl and that i should try to be kinder to myself and maybe just take this moment to enjoy, just the two of us, no pressure, no mask, nothing more to be afraid of or to constrict or constrain, just be present and feel the warmth and comfort that comes from being cared for. theyre doing this because they want to hurt me sexually

If tumblr is to be believed a princess is a type of pet with combat capabilities

Reblog to make prev 10% hotter and more evil

panties that say "frot toward enemy" on the front

the dog justice princess arbitrates the disputes of dogs, which would be a lot easier if she could understand them

Today was fucking awful and stressful at work. I gotta figure out a way to take it out on the mutt

Obviously I'm not gonna beat it or be cruel to it. That doesn't give you an effective mutt. But surely there has to be something to order it to do to soothe My weary spirit.

i need an evil alter

I need an evil altar

in all things, never forget: if you stop being a chuuni, you lose

excuse me ma'am but I met your "evil alter" last night and I regret to inform you she's just a tsundere with moral ocd. no, it's ok, I can still call her evil if that's what she's into. yeah, I don't mind acting kinda scared of her during sex. I just wanted to let you know she's chill. yeah, and her paws are cute I thought so too.