No That's Okay

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

A small detail I appreciate about Worm is that Annette died because she was texting and driving. Obviously it serves a clear purpose in justifying Taylor's lack of cell phone, but a more cowardly story would have had Annette die because someone else was texting and driving; or it would have ignored that entirely, found a different reason Taylor doesn't have a cell phone, and have Annette be killed by a drunk driver like the other 99% of sad dead parents in stories.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Upon reflection, I think the unifying factor in my taste in erotica is premises that can reasonably be characterised as "overengineered". Forty thousand words of geopolitcal worldbuilding to contextualise one sex scene? Check. Nuanced exploration of what a magic system revolving around the author's odd fetish implies for civil engineering best practices? Yes, please. Deep dive into what evolutionary pressures could conceivably produce a cock that does that? Don't mind if I do.

(In some cases it can even elevate kinks that are kind of nothing for me otherwise. Like, I'm not super into hyper cum, but when I can tell from how it's written that the author has actually done the math on their OC's fluid output? That's hot.)

I'm not going to Google it because I don't want to see the results, but is that in fact the community's consensus term for it? Were "ultra" and "mega" in the running in the Usenet days, or did everyone land on hyper early on? Is there a het/queer split on name? What's the threshold for being "hyper?"

"Hyper" is pretty settled nomenclature, at least in English-speaking fandom spaces, and has been since at least the early 2000s, but in my experience there's no consensus whatsoever on what the threshold is. With respect to ejaculation, for example, some folks will call pretty much anything in excess of realistically plausible output "hyper cum" (so, e.g., a character producing enough to fill a coffee cup would qualify), while others will be very insistent that it's not proper hyper cum unless there's mass property damage involved.