total trash mammal

Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist