Spend your life, bracing for the crash land

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

Like I agree that usually calling buildings "conventionally attractive" is absurd, but in this particular instance. That's penises. That's not even "ooh skyscrapers are kinda phallic", this building is literally shaped like several penises. The rightmost one even has the correct shape for a foreskin pulled back. Of course one would want to fuck a penis. That's what they're for. You managed to find The only conventionally attractive building.

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......