marvin falsettos if he was an evil lesbian

“oh but intrulogical would be toxic if they dated” “oh but roceit despise each other” “but this ship would be bad” you are talking about the aspects of a 35 y/o man’s personality. the ships are not supposed to make sense. learn to have some joy and whimsy and make those ‘enemies’ kiss

when you see the phrase "oo ee oo" if the first thing you think of is miku you're going to heaven and if it's weezer you're going to hell

no way this oil is going to last longer than one day lol

three days in. gotta end today

what the fuck

if you ever want to kill yourself remember you are just an animal and you are probably hungry

when orangutans are tired they go to sleep .understand?

you people are insane

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

this is what insomnia sounds like

Soundtrack of Executive Dysfunction.

fam I’m over here having a laughing fit, tf is this music😭

“SOUNDTRACK OF EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION” WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE THIS ACCURATE

this is what a sleep deprived panic attack at 3 am sounds like

IM LAUGHINF SO MUCH ISTG

I ALWAYS COME BACK TI THIS FUCKING POST

the feminine urge to completely destroy your health for beauty standards