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Suddenly got hit with the concept plus a very detailed visual of Moist von Lipwig donning his famous Postmaster General suit via magical girl transformation. And now I am supposed to go about my day? As if I hadn't just experienced what I can only describe as a divine vision??
Good news, our deliverance is at hand!
(Deliverance, gettit? Hilarious, I know)
I also posted all of these in response to an ask here, but this version has some edits made to it so is by all accounts superior
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Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight
flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)
later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.
I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.
Important Announcement!
I am now totally the new showrunner of Doctor Who. (All the other candidates mysteriously disappeared, don’t worry about it). As such, I’d like to announce some new, very good, changes I’m making to the show.
Firstly, of course, I’m bringing the best character, the Master, back from being a tooth.
Jo Jones will be returning as the new companion. (Disabled older companion! Yay!)
The Master will also be in every episode.
Lots of new recurring aliens, now allies of the TARDIS crew.
The Doctor Who will get tortured a lot
Also he’s getting credited as “Doctor Who”, as intended.
I’m changing the theme song. To something cooler.
I’m bringing Gallifrey back, but having it destroyed at the end of every episode, in increasingly ridiculous way.
The Rani shows up again, but he’s a guy and gets kneed in the nuts by the Master.
The Doctor’s dressed awfully, as they should. No more conventionally attractive outfits for Doctor Who.
And no more of that hideous blue lemon. The TARDIS is now a sleek, sexy, vaguely penis shaped time
The Show’s now called Master Who.
It’s my show now.
Unfortunately the BBC will not let me change the rating, but they said if I can get the ratings up they’ll let me revive the Clangers. I hope you’ll enjoy my run. If not, the whole planet will blow up :)
Best pitch I've ever seen
Many of these suggestions are unironically good. Typical Delgado, starts out quite sensible and gradually becomes more and more unhinged as more pieces of his plan emerge.
one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate
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what are people's personal headcanons regarding sam vimes' appearance? i mainly see either lanky or square in fanart and i'm curious what the general concesus is
vimes shape
lanky/long face shape
square face shape/boxier build
a secret third thing (notes)
for me personally i see him as slightly lanky (maybe not build-wise but longer face shape) and my imagined vimes is loosely based around some of the city watch covers, mainly the modern guards! guards! and thud! covers
oh and in my head he's short
this artist's sketches from quite a while ago are my #1 headcanon vimes. short with a long, narrow face... kind of handsome in a bedraggled, crooked-nose kind of way?
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tumblr ads keep showing me clickbait for horny septuagenarians. it's like "remember her from Gilligan's Island? here are the photos you HAVEN'T seen!"
certain coworkers of mine go drive to an eye appointment, drive back to the office to review paperwork & stuff, and go "oh my pupils are kind of dilated... no it's fine... i can still see... i can see you"
you can see me!! i'm five and a half feet tall, wearing all black, in an all white room, and you can see me, ok that's great you can definitely drive and look at paperwork then
change of heart . study of a j kirk richards painting
"Rogue's most SHOCKING reveal: WHAT does it MEAN if scream of the shalka is canon?????" yeah what could it mean that The Gay Doctor Who took a sec to confirm that the doctor once saved the human race with the power of liza minnelli
This is the most important minute and 30 seconds of setup and payoff in doctor who history. btw
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Posted June 8th, 2023
happy pride to my favourite post on reddit
i've been giggling over this youtube comment for like three days
"Well," said our engineer ruefully as we took our seats to return once more to London, "it has been a pretty business for me! I have lost my thumb and I have lost a fifty-guinea fee, and what have I gained?" "Experience," said Holmes, laughing. "Indirectly it may be of value, you know; you have only to put it into words to gain the reputation of being excellent company for the remainder of your existence." (from "The Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb")
to be continued in "The Adventure of All Of Sherlock's Teeth"...
I like this thing. the zog
much like Mulan, this is a fictional folktale that never really happened
Is a mugshot real showing a Texas woman arrested for disguising herself as a man to win an "All-Male BBQ Competition"? No, that's not true:
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Me: *googling how to loosen up spinning fiber that was slightly felted during the dyeing process* The Internet:
Happy pride month to everyone except for these two. They make me sick
