happy pride moth

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

My friend just told me how her 4yo daughter will say "tank you" when she wants her parents to leave and all I could think about is Lord Vetinari saying "don't let me detain you." and how I need someone to draw a picture of baby Havelock, Havie if you will, saying "tank you" to his parents or nanny.

we kill the bat man

caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”