happy pride moth

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

i genuinely feel like im being edged

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

can you imagine.

Al

but only once.

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

ik they fiercely argued about their honeymoon destination at some point in the past

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

Jo Grant + shouting at the Master

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

Picture of her from the USA Today

A baby bjorn for Aiglamene and her baby

good lord this thing is useless

parenting commitment level 3000

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy