cat, I farted

by Angela Moulton

The Black Egret is a species of bird that occupies African, coastal streams, rivers and flats. They use a unique and effective fishing strategy called Canopy Feeding. This is when they cloak their wings around Themselves to shade the water and entice fish into their seemingly safe shade.

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

probably the best picture of a heron i've ever gotten. just some fuckin thing.

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

BLEE