Small, gay, and full of anxiety.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

adhd and weed will both have u like fuck i had to go look up pictures of the giant manta ray

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol