into the blank ass yonder

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

girls night! *gets horribly lost in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city and chased by creatures and beings*

fuck it a vampire with a gun

count glockula

@alliecatstrophe

i can’t die because im not that type of girl

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

cool bell dude. who does it toll for

oh man this is awkward

any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating

Or if they have a knife for a tounge

yeah. or if they have a knife for a tongue.

he smoked one of those cigarettes for each letter he figured out

Tony Hawk's underground? Well we better get him out!

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