Great Literature

booboo trebuchet

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

being on porn tumblr in the age of the simp was unmatched, internet horndogs proudly swearing fealty like knights pledging themselves to a cause. now in the age of the gooner the little horndogs hang their heads in shame at their own urges lest they seem too taken, too obsessed. they have turned their watchful lenses back upon themselves and are too self concerned with what they see there to loosen their white knuckled grip on their own inhibitions and freely revel in perversion once more

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

buzzkilling isn't cool and subversive anymore. there is so little buzz and i'm taking it where i can get it

with its threatened status, we’ve shifted to a buzz capture-and-release program

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it